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    Wei Ying makes his voice bright and says, “Well, take this one!” and deposits A-Yuan into Mo Xuanyu’s arms, and this time the look on his face isn’t just an almost smile. A-Yuan fists a chubby hand in his hair and gazes that way babies do, open and amazed.

    “Gah!” he says.

    “Gah!” Mo Xuanyu says right back.

     

    Or: Mo Xuanyu finds a home for himself.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    When Wangxian decide they can't even wait a day to get married Jiang Cheng is faced with attempting the impossible: planning a wedding in a matter of hours.

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    “Uh, um, hi, Jiang Cheng, we were just, um, we have to go, it’s really important—” And he actually tried to sneak past him, Lan Zhan’s wrist caught in his hand as he was willingly dragged along.

     

    “So you’re getting married, huh?” Jiang Cheng said, his voice poisonously sweet. Wei Ying flinched guiltily. “You’re on your way to the courthouse now? How nice. Hey, just quickly before you go Wei Ying, do you remember what I said I’d do to the next man to make a-jie cry?”

     

    “...you’d...you’d pull his—”

     

    “I’d pull his spine out through his dick, yes.”

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Lan Wangji's travels take him to a nondescript yet somehow painfully familiar seaside town. His reception is unusual; he is met with wistful stares and frantic whispers, and it all comes crashing down when the inn's proprietress utters a name he hasn’t heard in years.

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    Or, Lan Wangji accidentally ends up in his mother’s hometown.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    “I won’t have you going all the way to California by yourself,” Yanli says in her most eldest-sibling tone of voice. “I won’t have it, A-Ying.”

    “I am a grown-up,” Wei Ying points out gently, with all the wisdom of his twenty-four years. “I pay bills and have a job I hate and everything. And I won’t be by myself, I’ll have A-Qing and A-Ning.”

    “And me, obviously,” Jiang Cheng grumbles. Wei Ying whips around to stare at him.

    “Oh,” Yanli says, a blanket of relief rolling across her face. “Oh, of course.”

    “You can’t,” Wei Ying hisses at him, looking more panicked now than he has all night. “Your mother—”

    “Okay, first of all, don’t tell me what I can and can’t do,” Jiang Cheng bites back, prickly with worry for the Wens and worry for his idiot brother. “Secondly, you, going by yourself, is not an option. It’s off the table. It was never on the table. Stupid,” he adds, on principle.


    Wei Ying’s friends are at rock-bottom, and he puts his life on hold to help them put theirs back together. To absolutely no one’s surprise except Wei Ying’s, his family goes with him.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian pleads, voice broken. “Please.”

    “Wei Ying,” Hanguang Jun replies, voice trembling. “No.”

    “Stubborn,” Wei Wuxian says, and it manages to sound both angry and fond.

    “Hn,” Hanguang Jun says, gritting his teeth. A faint line of blood runs from his nose. Gently, very gently, Wei Wuxian lifts a hand to cup his cheek and to wipe it away, and Hanguang Jun leans into the touch. A strangely intimate gesture, tender and loving even as they are battling each other to save each other.

    Wei Wuxian wants Hanguang Jun to live and will give his life for it. Hanguang Jun wants to Wei Wuxian to live and will give his life for it.

    How true to them both.

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    06 Aug 2026