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    Sometimes, despite all the good they've been to and for him, the ADA is simply not good for Dazai at all, not when the PM used to treat him so differently.

    Or: the difference between a mafia prince and a detective agency's fool, where the PM somehow seems less toxic than the ADA for our favorite suicide-enthusiast

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    20 Oct 2026

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    „Listen,” Ranpo says, sharply, observing how Dazai’s spine stiffens the moment their eyes meet for the first time. “When I call or text you, you answer. When you need help of any kind, no matter what time it is, you let me know. This isn’t just for work, got it? Those are the rules. Break one and you’re fired.”

    Dazai’s eyes drop to the phone held in Ranpo’s tight grip to the uncompromising set of his jaw, mentally weighting his options.

    “That’s fair,” he huffs, holding up his palm in a ‘gimme’ motion. “I guess if it’s Ranpo-san, I can make an exception.”

    Or, Ranpo is the only member of the Agency Dazai is not allowed to ignore or hang up on. Naturally, when the day finally comes, Ranpo knows, with inevitable dread, to expect the worst. He's right to.

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    20 Oct 2026

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    Dazai turned away from Akutagawa. “Your protector may not scare your opponent. In fact, they might be even more afraid of your enemy than you are. Remember this next time you try to hide behind someone.”

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    Akutagawa finds out what Dazai does to protect him the hard way.

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    19 Oct 2026

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    This was not a good idea.

    Hirotsu knew this was not a good idea, and he tried telling Mori that multiple times. Yet the boss just smiled and waved him off.

    “The boys will be fine, Hirotsu-san. What’s the worst that can happen?”

    What’s the worst thing that could happen as Soukoku’s newly assigned handler? Well, to start, Hirotsu was only assuming this position because the teens managed to kill their last handler. And the one before that. And Mori refused to disclose what the boys did to the first one.

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    Hirotsu becomes Soukoku's new handler and learns how little he truly knows about them and their relationship.

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    19 Oct 2026

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    A diary, accounting one Mersault prison guard's descent into madness having to watch the world's gayest criminal masterminds get up to humorous shenanigans. They do it all. They recite my immortal. They play dnd. They gaslight the guards. They talk in binary code. They catcall each other. They have "sleepovers". Was it all part of their plan, or are they just incredibly bored? No one knows.

    Basically, 4000 words of fyozai trolling a very tired guard

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    19 Oct 2026