Cryoptically



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    Peter gets shot and calls the wrong number.

    Tony was just working in the lab when his phone goes off with the distinct ring to his private line. He decides to pick up.

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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

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    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    8 part series about a villain with good heart and a hero capable of bringing the best out of people without trying or realizing it.

    This is their story.

    Brazilian Portuguese translation by Mys3lf_B

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Peter is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or more literally, he's stuck between the will of ten other teenagers and the knowledge that if anyone finds out he's living with the Avengers he can kiss his normal high school life goodbye. Can he keep it a secret from his classmates that he's living with the world's loudest superheroes? And can he keep it a secret from the Avengers that he's accidentally bringing his classmates home for a field trip?

    And once he starts hiding things, keeping secrets, and lying, will he be able to stop?

    And even more importantly: will Ned be able to keep his mouth shut long enough for Peter's secrets to stay a secret?

    At least MJ can be trusted to keep a lid on things

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    11 Aug 2026