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    NOT AN UPDATE - CHAPTER HOPEFULLY OUT THIS WEEKEND

    Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .

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    26 Aug 2026

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    76

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    Harry's life post final battle isn't what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that.

    He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently.

    Now he's stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts again, where he encounters an old enemy, and surprise, it's not Tom Riddle. All Harry has to do now is survive long enough to build a life for himself that's actually worth living.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    22

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    ~Death is the next great adventure.~

    There is no great 'adventure'. There is only destruction, chaos, and the end of magical life.

    After losing his loved ones Harry steps into the Veil, ready to rest and finally be at peace. Traveling to a different dimension was not on his bucket list, thank you! Weary, confused, and pissed off, he hatches a plan to stay well away from the workings of the odd Wixen world he finds himself in.

    Tom Marvolo Slytherin has everything. He is the new British Minister for Magic. His Knights are falling in line with his plans ever so nicely. He has everything, everything except for the other half of his soul. His Better Half, the one who would complete him, the one who would be his equal. He believed he was cursed to be alone. At least until a grey phoenix appeared on his forearm. One with fiery, blazing Avada Kedavra eyes.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    8... very good. Continue once updated

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    "Fuck it, let's go." Harry says, and Death gives a wheeze like a laugh.

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    Harry discovers betrayal of the highest form, decides he's done being nice, and fuck it, he deserves a break. Enter a new timeline and new goals - 1) see if he can drive Dumbledore into retirement, and 2) see if Tom Riddle (Gaunt, in this timeline) is evil in every universe.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    ch20

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    Dying was not fun. Especially knowing the people he had trusted his whole life was behind it.
    Harry Potter never had it easy, growing up as a muggle in an abusive home, finding out he was a wizard, entering the magical world, making friends he trusted blindly, listening to a man who he thought had only wanted good for him, and spending seven years fighting in a magical war as the prophesied child.

    Now the Second Wizarding War is over, Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort.

    But there were people who were pulling strings in the background and those people needed Harry dead. Dumbledore had created a failsafe and a month after Voldemort's defeat, the Wizarding World turned on their Saviour. One day after finding the truth about his life Harry is dragged to a cold cell and his 'friends' have testified that he is the next rising Dark Lord and the world needed to be rid of him before he was too powerful.

    But killing Harry Potter seemed to be very difficult.

    Death intervenes and gives the Saviour a chance to change the world and make it better. To save his soul-bonded. To get his revenge. To free Britain from the clutches of power-hungry fools who were killing Magic with their actions.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    20... continue reading once updated