DeathSheIsCunning
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Илюша by DeathSheIsCunning for Chasovaya_molniya
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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There must be a secret to living. Grigori Afanasyev still does. Happiness is a beating heart and Grigori Afanasyev has a hand on its pulse. Contentment is a baby bird and Grigori Afanasyev will make it his or snap its neck.
Ilya will escape this apartment. He will escape Moscow. Russia will become a good, old, distant friend when Ilya is in America, the best hockey player they have ever seen. They will lick his boots, and Ilya will have fame and money, and he will no longer be swimming in this grief that this apartment has been suspended in since Mama made it her coffin.
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Ilya Rozanov is an appropriately dramatic 17 year old. And also there is Shane Hollander.
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Outside of Hockey by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Shane didn’t bank on the concept of soulmates, but if he did, then he would say that this ancient Arena, second-largest in the world, was definitely his. Young in form and function, old in spirit. Only truly alive when hockey is in progress or en route. Centre Bell.
So, in vino veritas, Shane was given the key to one of the rinks.
The one calibrated to figure skating, in fact.
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Shane Hollander figure skates to let off steam. This is, of course, a Shameful Secret.Series
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Works
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River Rapids by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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“You don’t have a profile photo for her?” Hayden frowned.
Shane froze.
He remembers walking into this with every retort ready, he usually did when it came to his one big secret, every feasible response mapped out before going into a conversation like this one, but all of it was thrown out the window in favor of examining the fact that—
He didn’t have a profile photo for Ilya.
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Shane Hollander is deeply distressed at not being able to have a simple pleasure. This makes some not so simple changes.Series
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Works
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how dust accumulates by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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“It’s crazy how quickly dust accumulates. I should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever.”
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Change is scary. Shane can't avoid it forever, so he decides to embrace it.Series
- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Works
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Lovely To Be Rained on With You by DeathSheIsCunning for negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Oct 2025
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“Lance?” Keith says, at the very same time that Lance reaches out and pulls Keith down. Keith, unprepared, lets out a shrill sound as he collapses on top of Lance, scrambling to pull himself off. Lance is sick, and drenched, and shivering, and Keith, as the only one with a clear head, feels he has some responsibility.
Oh.
Before Keith can get very far, Lance cups his face, pressing their foreheads together. Keith’s eyes flit rapidly between his own. Keith seems to realise Lance isn’t planning on letting him go. His face turns a little red. “Your eyes are very brown.”
Keith, not Lance.
“It’s you,” Lance says, apropos of everything.
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Lance has been drowning in his misery. Keith pulls him out.
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The idiots kiss, kiss fall in love (and also navigate complicated grief)
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Heated Rivalry Works by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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If I can ease one life the aching, or cool one pain by daysgoneby (DeathSheIsCunning), DeathSheIsCunning, DeathSheIsCunning (orphan_account)
Fandom Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Oct 2024
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My works related to the DSMP!
Featuring:
Two Truths One Lie: The one where four strangers go on a quest to uncover the secrets of a town, orchestrated by two teenagers a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
The Language Of Flowers (DISCONTINUED): Wilbur soot has borne three children in his life, all of whom would rather not associate themselves with him. He wants to get better. Is it too late?
Of Icarus and the Sun (UPCOMING): Tommy Innes is a human lie detector. This would normally be a great thing, except for the fact that his lie detecting abilities are characterized by a sharp pain in his stomach, which has festered in him a deep hatred for all humans everywhere. One day, he meets a boy who can only tell the truth.
I had a thought, dear (WIP): Thomas Soot grew up in the lap of luxury, silver spoon in his mouth before he knew what either of those things were. His life falls apart when he finds out that his family, and everyone he has ever known are Villains. In a perfect position to change things, he becomes a hero instead.- Words:
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Darling, your head's not right by Ren_Saxon for skyisyapping
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
18 Jun 2026
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Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly.
“Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan.
“Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”
Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.
Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
15 Oct 2026
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All your darkest thoughts (are actually quite bright) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Jan 2026
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“Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”
“Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”
Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
“Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”
Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.
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it's a love song (we're gonna sing it again) by ninaxinej
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Aug 2026
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This, too, has always been easy, in a way. Too easy. The kind of love that Dan, with his heart sewn on his sleeve, could never keep quiet. A blade—at his throat, his wrists, twisting in his gut—always sharp; refusing to dull, despite his best efforts; his worst fears. A love that pulses in his chest, that lurks behind his eyes, his smile, that curves his spine, that pushes and pulls the air from his lungs. A love that demands to be known.
Almost. If only Dan could make it there. He swallows, suddenly sick with wanting, terrified at the prospect of never getting to have that life, the one that’s supposed to have started already, that maybe should have started a long time ago. Loving loudly, like he’s always been prone to do, but without the notion of secrecy or consequence. Loving Phil, the way Phil has always deserved.
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Or: It's October 12th, 2025. Over and over and over again. Tomorrow is supposed to change everything—if Dan can figure out how to get there.
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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
09 Oct 2026
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THIS IS SO GOOD. I was worried in making peter whump they'd make him helpless but nope. He's the boy ever and wade's the boy ever and they're just one whole sort of fucked up vase
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
07 Oct 2026
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This is masterpiece. This is the best slowburn I've ever read. Their characterisations, their dynamic, the soulmate thing being a constant in a way that makes it feal real in a way that it's not in your face but is always there??? Oh my god I couldn't stop gushing about this fic if I tried. Spideypool!!!