DeathSheIsCunning
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Илюша by DeathSheIsCunning for Chasovaya_molniya
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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There must be a secret to living. Grigori Afanasyev still does. Happiness is a beating heart and Grigori Afanasyev has a hand on its pulse. Contentment is a baby bird and Grigori Afanasyev will make it his or snap its neck.
Ilya will escape this apartment. He will escape Moscow. Russia will become a good, old, distant friend when Ilya is in America, the best hockey player they have ever seen. They will lick his boots, and Ilya will have fame and money, and he will no longer be swimming in this grief that this apartment has been suspended in since Mama made it her coffin.
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Ilya Rozanov is an appropriately dramatic 17 year old. And also there is Shane Hollander.
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Outside of Hockey by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Shane didn’t bank on the concept of soulmates, but if he did, then he would say that this ancient Arena, second-largest in the world, was definitely his. Young in form and function, old in spirit. Only truly alive when hockey is in progress or en route. Centre Bell.
So, in vino veritas, Shane was given the key to one of the rinks.
The one calibrated to figure skating, in fact.
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Shane Hollander figure skates to let off steam. This is, of course, a Shameful Secret.Series
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Works
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River Rapids by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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“You don’t have a profile photo for her?” Hayden frowned.
Shane froze.
He remembers walking into this with every retort ready, he usually did when it came to his one big secret, every feasible response mapped out before going into a conversation like this one, but all of it was thrown out the window in favor of examining the fact that—
He didn’t have a profile photo for Ilya.
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Shane Hollander is deeply distressed at not being able to have a simple pleasure. This makes some not so simple changes.Series
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Works
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how dust accumulates by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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“It’s crazy how quickly dust accumulates. I should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever.”
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Change is scary. Shane can't avoid it forever, so he decides to embrace it.Series
- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Works
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Lovely To Be Rained on With You by DeathSheIsCunning for negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Oct 2025
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“Lance?” Keith says, at the very same time that Lance reaches out and pulls Keith down. Keith, unprepared, lets out a shrill sound as he collapses on top of Lance, scrambling to pull himself off. Lance is sick, and drenched, and shivering, and Keith, as the only one with a clear head, feels he has some responsibility.
Oh.
Before Keith can get very far, Lance cups his face, pressing their foreheads together. Keith’s eyes flit rapidly between his own. Keith seems to realise Lance isn’t planning on letting him go. His face turns a little red. “Your eyes are very brown.”
Keith, not Lance.
“It’s you,” Lance says, apropos of everything.
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Lance has been drowning in his misery. Keith pulls him out.
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The idiots kiss, kiss fall in love (and also navigate complicated grief)
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Heated Rivalry Works by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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If I can ease one life the aching, or cool one pain by daysgoneby (DeathSheIsCunning), DeathSheIsCunning, DeathSheIsCunning (orphan_account)
Fandom Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Oct 2024
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My works related to the DSMP!
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Two Truths One Lie: The one where four strangers go on a quest to uncover the secrets of a town, orchestrated by two teenagers a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
The Language Of Flowers (DISCONTINUED): Wilbur soot has borne three children in his life, all of whom would rather not associate themselves with him. He wants to get better. Is it too late?
Of Icarus and the Sun (UPCOMING): Tommy Innes is a human lie detector. This would normally be a great thing, except for the fact that his lie detecting abilities are characterized by a sharp pain in his stomach, which has festered in him a deep hatred for all humans everywhere. One day, he meets a boy who can only tell the truth.
I had a thought, dear (WIP): Thomas Soot grew up in the lap of luxury, silver spoon in his mouth before he knew what either of those things were. His life falls apart when he finds out that his family, and everyone he has ever known are Villains. In a perfect position to change things, he becomes a hero instead.- Words:
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i'm feeling devious (you're looking glamorous) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Jun 2023
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Steve Harrington is secretly a nerd. He's also, in Eddie's opinion, a massive dick. (Or: five times nobody but Eddie believes that Steve is a giant nerd, and one time he tells everyone else.)
“Oh, you’re kidding, I love that book,” says Steve Harrington.
Eddie wonders, for about half a second, if he’s somehow fallen into a different dimension. He stares down at the battered copy of 'The Silmarillion' just in case he’s accidentally been reading like… whatever jocks read, a basketball like — handbook, or whatever. He isn’t. It’s still 'The Silmarillion'. Eddie looks up at Steve Harrington, who is standing at the bottom of the stairs Eddie is sitting on, sunlight in his hair, sneakers shifting awkwardly on the tarmac of the school yard. “Uh-huh,” Eddie says, sort of dumbly.
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
12 Aug 2026
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quite possibly one of the funniest fics ive ever read. secretly a nerd is my fav flavour of steve harrington
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Jonathan,
Checking to see if I got the right address for you guys. Just in case, you know?
And I thought you'd want to know that even though the kids miss Will and El a lot they're getting by OK so far. Everybody is a little quieter but Mike isn't showing any signs of deppression which I know was like a legitimate concern. But you probably already hear about him from Nancy so I'm sure you already knew.
Anyways you don't have to write back if you just put a big check mark over this paper and do the "return to sender" thing or whatever that works and I'll know you got it.
Thanks,
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Basira figures out what the Web doesn’t want her to do and then does exactly that. But the mother of puppets has a plan for everything and it sends Jonathan Sims and Elias on a different, unexpected path.
Betrayal. Jealousy. Jon cast out of the archives. Unexpected companions in hiding. What could go wrong? (everything)Series
- Part 1 of Jonathan Sims Must Die
Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
29 Jul 2026
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Absolutely brilliant. You know in a sucker for any je fic that puts jon and elias on near-equal footing
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
28 Jul 2026
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quite possibly the best thing ever written
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Five times that Elias listened in on a statement.
Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
28 Jul 2026
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whore, i say to jonah magnus. you, regency twink, are a whore<3