Deichselschwein
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Every other summer by Deichselschwein, hawtpantsexe
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Aug 2026
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Faith was laughing. For 31 years she has been playing with two humans. Pushed them together and separated them again, always during their vaccations. The globe was her playground! However she didn't add the stupidty of humans into her calculation. After 31 years and several meetings during the summer months, will they finally realise that they were made for each other?
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The enemy in my proximity by Deichselschwein
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
26 Mar 2026
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What happens when you continue to bump into the spite of your lives and every encounter increases the hatred you feel for each other?
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Tags will be added as I go.Since I have a lot going on at the moment no publishing dates will be set. I can just promise you I will keep it updated and will see the story through.
No Beta. English is not my first language.
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There were nightingales by Deichselschwein
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2026
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Two rivals on the hunt. A dark forest and a nightingale. What could go wrong?
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Christmas on Whickber Street by Deichselschwein
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2025
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Crowley moved onto Whicker Street in spring. He would like to get to know the intriguing bookseller who lives opposite. However, the man did his utmost best to evade him.
As Christmas approached, Aziraphale became even more elusive. Crowley decided to bring some Christmas spirit to his porch.
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A knock at the door by Deichselschwein for WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2025
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Crowley is housesitting and constantly disturbed by a religious cult. After he scares them into believing he is a demon they send their 'best' man - Aziraphale...
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Waiting For the Finale One Sentence At A Time by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
14 May 2026
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This collection began as a countdown activity in the Ineffable Professionals Bang Discord server while we waited (somewhat emotionally) for Season 3.
Each day, one of the mods posted a single opening sentence, and then chaos unfolded.
One sentence at a time, writers built stories together in real time: heartbreaking angst, absurd crackfic, romantic disasters, historical nonsense, reverse universes, missing messiahs, mysterious ducks, emotionally compromised demons, pizza jokes, and an alarming amount of Furfur.
Nothing here was planned, and very little remained sensible for long.
Part of the magic was the collaboration itself: people pausing while others typed, cheering devastating lines, improvising plot twists, and somehow keeping the story moving forward together.
What emerged was funny, strange, unexpectedly sweet, and a genuinely lovely little act of fandom community.
Massive thanks to everyone who contributed words, jokes, feelings, disasters, Furfur appearances, yearning, and entirely unnecessary levels of plot disruption.
Enjoy
Bookmarked by Deichselschwein
21 May 2026
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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Bookmarked by Deichselschwein
23 Mar 2026
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Ant is entering his Junior year at Sandalphon Memorial University in Beaufort, New Hampshire. When he meets new transfer student Azlan, his world is rocked… But the course of true love never did run smooth, and Ant will have to move mountains — both without and within — to navigate the frightening journey toward the desperate desire of his heart.
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✨COMPLETE!✨
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Bookmarked by Deichselschwein
14 Mar 2026
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20TH/21ST CENTURIES
When Aziraphale's daughter finds some of his old records on Christmas Eve, the grandchildren ask him to regale them with stories about the rock and roll band AJ AND THE CROWS. Aziraphale recounts how he attended a concert one New Year's Eve and had the great fortune of meeting the lead singer at the stage door after the show. What he doesn't share with the grandkids is the story of their brief, but memorable, love affair. No, those memories are Aziraphale's to keep.THIS FIC IS PART OF A SERIES →
[I THINK I MET YOU IN A] PAST LIFE
HUMAN AU → Crowley and Aziraphale are star-crossed and destined to meet in every century throughout time.Series
- Part 1 of [I Think I Met You In A] Past Life
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Bookmarked by Deichselschwein
24 Feb 2026