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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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05 Jul 2026
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“No more sex mangoes,” he agrees, which is something he can promise. It’s not a good idea during the season, after all, so it’s not a bad idea to have the temptation off the table now.
…his annual Mango Time on the other hand…
“Shane,” Ilya presses. “No more mangoes. Bad for you. No more.”
“No more mangoes all summer,” Shane answers.
“Shane,” Ilya says, very clearly picking up on what is and isn’t being promised in the statement.
- one of my favorites. I fully support Shane's annual Mango Time cause, I know I can't keep my fingers off my milkshakes, even with my severe lactose intolerance.
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Worst Proposal Ever by RayByAnotherName
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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A locked folder from Shane's phone ends up on the internet for everyone to see, including his teammates. It certainly undercuts their victory against the Bears, but it'll all turn out right. Eventually.
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30 May 2026
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Ilya and Shane get outed via explicit pictures and videos and decide to get shotgun married about it.
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Cliff Marleau knows that Ilya Rozanov wants to fuck Shane Hollander. But so what? Roz isn’t special. Everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander.
Even Rose Landry.
Or—a different take on Ilya finding out about Hollandry.
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- Part 3 of Everyone Wants Shane Hollander
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18 May 2026
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Flambae is all talk but Robert knows how to coax some softer cussing out of him
(NSFW sketches - minor animation)
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07 Feb 2026