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"When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points." -Kacey Musgraves
Doctor Kakuzu Hoku had followed one straight and narrow path his entire life in the pursuit of his one and only love; Money. Dubbed the 'asshole of the century' he constantly finds himself having to get new secretaries via his old friend Kisame Hoshigaki, the friendly and easy-going human resources worker. Unfortunately for Kakuzu, Kisame makes a bit of an error sending him his latest employee while trying to help out one of his friends, a man by the name of Itachi Uchiha, who's new roommate has been having a hard time finding work due to his less than spectacular legal history.Hidan San is 'desperately afraid of his own desires', and throughout his unfortunate life has never managed to find a place he could really call home, or people he could really call friends, until he accepts a job in a last-ditch effort to appease his roommate that ends up sticking him with the man he's come to know as Dr. Satan. After a string of self-realizations and mini-panic attacks, they find themselves suddenly on a completely new path that greets them both with surprise after surprise.
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- Part 1 of Follow Your Arrow
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17 Dec 2025
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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- Part 1 of your honor they make me insane (Janka)
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05 Nov 2025
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They have been best friends, but when Stanley is finally revived for the second time after having been a statue for a few years, something has changed between them. Especially when Stanley does something unexpected and caresses his cheek. Xeno is stumped to suddenly realises how much he had actually missed Stanley and his friend has become rather…affectionate
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27 Oct 2025
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5 times people question spyder and schpood’s dynamic and one time it all ties together
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- Part 3 of state smp
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23 Sep 2025
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Being forced into a partnership with someone so unpleasant was pretty much the worst situation imaginable. They hated it. At first. As the two grow more comfortable with one another a bond is formed that soon evolves into something neither could have imagined. Is it just lust, or something more?
Or- how long does it take two psychopaths to realize they're perfect together
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- Part 1 of Unspoken
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- English
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30 Aug 2025