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A Man's World by deltamel
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
23 Jan 2026
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“How long are we gonna be stuck like this? I keep tripping over your lanky fuckin’ legs, Gojo, stumbling like a new born deer or some shit, and this blindfold is makin’ me feel claustrophobic, and I kind of have to pee but I also really do not want to face that right now,” you ramble, leg bouncing with anxiety. “And if I have to touch your dick I might just kill myself to save everyone the trouble.”
For years you’ve envied Gojo’s strength. After a body swap curse strikes during a mission, you no longer have to.
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“Couldn’t abandon a friend in need, could I?”
Satoru deadpans at you. “And.. why am I in need again?”
“Wahh— I’m horny and girls hate me,” you mock his deep, blunt tone as you bring your fists to your eyes to dramatically act like you’re crying, “I have to fuck my own face to cum because my hand sucks— wahh.”
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What happens after you walk in on your nerdy childhood friend sucking his own dick?
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07 Aug 2026
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The filth strikes again!!!
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Satoru is a genius, he is also a little awkward, and a little disgusting, but that's just the price you have to pay for having a crush on your cute (your words) nerdy friend. Luckily for him, your taste in men has always been questionable, so when he decides you were out of his league and friendzones himself on your behalf, you take it as a personal challenge and commit to becoming a fatal error in his code.
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06 Aug 2026
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Can’t even lie I fucking love hardcore loser gojo
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The first mistake you made was using Reddit to find a roommate. The second was moving in with him anyway. Satoru Gojo is a gorgeous man and a terminally online incel who will explain exactly why a nice guy like him can't get a girlfriend.
When you decide to weaponize your hotness against his incel worldview, you expect to break him and his “alpha male" ideologies. You do not expect to spend a random evening getting your roommate's dick out of a stuck cock ring.Bookmarked by DontComeNearMeImGoingToComitArson
06 Aug 2026
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shiiittttt this was FILTHY and you bet I enjoyed EVERY SINGLE SECONDDDD
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You hated your secondary gender, that was a fact. Like the sky being blue, or the grass being green. You had made it your personal mission to prove to everyone, including yourself, that you deserved to be a DSO field agent. And, in fact, that you could do it better than anyone else.
You hadn't thought that one of your obstacles in achieving this goal would be in the form of your own mentor: Leon S. Kennedy, the Alpha figurehead of the DSO. But what happens when you run out of suppressants when put on a mission detail with him, your Heat cycle threatening to derail the whole thing?
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06 Aug 2026
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Gosh I love down bad men