Dracothelizard
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“You want me to punish you?” Izzy still sounds sceptical, despite Stede having told Izzy what he wants Izzy to do several times now.
Stede didn’t think it’d take Izzy this long to get on board, so to speak, with this. Surely Izzy would be eager to punish Stede! Well, pretend to punish Stede, obviously. The pretend part is rather essential. “Yes,” Stede says, hands on his hips and maybe a little snippily, but honestly, Izzy is being very difficult. “By spanking me, like I told you!”
Stede just wants Izzy to spank him while Ed is busy elsewhere and make good use of the wooden chair Ed has fixed. Things do not go as planned...
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Friends Do Things Together by Blackdelphinium, Dracothelizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jul 2026
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Frenchie stops walking and turns around. “Izzy! Surprised to see you here, mate!” He totters back over and Izzy glares up at him. “Glad you decided to join me on an adventure!”
“Oh, it’s an adventure now?” Izzy mutters, and carefully gets up on his feet so he can glare at Frenchie properly.
The other unicorn nods, the dark brown yarn on top of his head bouncing a little. “Of course it’s an adventure! We’ll meet other toys, travel up and down other aisles, and look for treasure!”
Frenchie and Izzy are two crochet unicorns who go on an adventure in Spanish Jackie’z Secondhand Superstore. They'll meet nice toys, scary toys, and maybe even two humans who need more softness in their lives.
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The thought of seeing Bonnet again, and even better, seeing him on his knees, makes Ricky’s stomach clench with desire.
Ricky bites his lip. Oh, he shouldn’t. It’s not becoming a minor prince to masturbate over the thought of a defeated enemy.
Ricky has a wank while thinking about having Stede beg for mercy.
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He starts at a cough from the other stall, the one with the closed door. Jim is about to apologise, though not sure what for, when a man’s hand appears through the hole, curled into a loose fist, and moves that fist up and down a few times in a familiar gesture before disappearing again.
Jim stares, his stomach clenching with something, because oh, the crude drawings and the arrow are indicating what he thinks they are. And the hole is at waist height.
Jim finds a glory hole in the bathroom of the Glory Hole, and discovers Artemus is more talented than Jim already knew.
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For Our Con Means Death 2023 I wrote a bunch of ficlets, enjoy!
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Draco's Frenchie & / Roach Shenanigans by Dracothelizard, Sweven
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Whatsapp work skin.
- Text messages, photos, videos, voice messages, links and quotes;
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For Our Con Means Death 2023 I wrote a bunch of ficlets, enjoy!
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21 Jul 2024
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1 - Oluwande pining after Jim + the Swede is also there
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For MCM Comic Con May 2024 I wrote a bunch of ficlets, enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Draco's Convention Ficlets
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21 Jul 2024
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1 - Lucius & Zheng (with bonus Pete & Archie being gym bros together doing push-ups on deck :D)
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“Okay, something that isn’t pirates, something that’ll make the English navy turn around, but also, we can’t suddenly look ill!” Stede heaves a sigh. “I still say we disguise ourselves as gentlemen.” The others fall silent, and Stede smiles. He knew it was the right idea.
“Actually,” Lucius says, “I might have an idea about what we can be to make the English navy run away, and we definitely don’t need to look or act like gentlemen about it.”
Faced with the English navy, Stede and his crew decide there's only one way to get Nigel Badminton and his officers to leave as quickly as possible: Pretend they're a polycule who love each other very much.
But when Hornberry decides to join the Revenge crew, Stede and crew have to keep up the pretence for longer.
And then Blackbeard learns about the Polyamorous Pirate and wants a meeting.
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21 Jul 2024
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Chapter 7 - Prompt 6: Somnophilia - Oluwande/Jim
Chapter 13 - Prompt 11: Coming untouched / “Such a good slut for me.”, Frenchie/Oluwande/Jim