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Vincent was confident in saying that he got dealt a bad hand. It wasn't fair that he died so young, died by a freak accident that didn't mean anything! He never got a chance in life and Hell had tried hard to make sure he never got a chance in death. But Vincent has now got a good thing going on as an information broker and was determined. He'd get up there. He'd be an Overlord.
But, as in all worlds, Vincent's plans all come to a screeching halt as soon as he hears that Alastor is back in Pentagram City after a seven year absence. He's tied himself to Princess Charlie Morningstar's redemption project and is being even more elusive than usual. The natural thing for Vincent to do is to join the Hazbin Hotel to try and needle information out of his friend and while he's there, Vincent will naturally take advantage of every opportunity presented to him.
This is Hell after all and Vincent is not here for redemption.
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There had been a boy in her council estate a few years younger than Velvette. He’d come up to her once to explain to her that he had a pet cat now and it loved him. It had been a stray that he’d been feeding and he trapped it inside his room. Over the next few weeks, she watched him accumulate scratches and bites. It had been funny, everyone had been fascinated watching him bleed over that feral cat. He’d almost lost an eye to it once. Velvette had told him to get rid of the thing when she saw the claw marks just to the right of his eye but he stubbornly set his chin and said that she didn’t know anything.
It all ended when the kid’s grandfather came to visit and took the cat out into an alley and broke its neck.
...Velvette becomes increasingly concerned about the path Alastor is leading Vox down and takes matters into her own hands.
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“So, what are you going to ask for when you win the Walk?” Clementine asked him, drowsy in bed.
“Dunno,” Hank said. “Maybe a fighter plane. That’d be pretty cool. Or an orgy.”
Clementine pushed herself up. “An orgy?”
“Sure.” Hank grinned as he watched the idea settle into her mind. “A hundred naked ladies and me. Be pretty sweet.”
“Henry Olson, you can wish for your hundred naked ladies and you will find not one of them is hotter than me. You’ll be disappointed.”
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Clementine drives Olson up to Maine for the Long Walk.
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All the Lonely People by Drowsy_Salamander
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
06 Aug 2025
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When Mithrun of House Kerensil throws a birthday party, everyone is invited and you don't say no. You just don't. Which is how Gloomy Milsiril came to do her best impression of ivy and hug the wall and hope to go unnoticed by all of her classmates. Nobody here likes her and she doesn't like anyone and she's really only a little bit lonely, only a little.
Then Milsiril finds the birthday boy sprawled on the floor, crying.
Awkward.
Aka: Milsiril is the lonely, weird girl who comes across popular girl Mithrun having the mandated third-act in the teen drama movie breakdown at a party.
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Are You a Fish Inside a Bird Cage? by Drowsy_Salamander
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Apr 2025
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Shimura Tenko had a dangerous quirk, he knew this more than anyone but you can't help what your heart longs for and Tenko had always dreamed of attending UA and becoming a hero.
Of course, getting into UA was only the first step on his journey to achieving his dream and the school then proceeded to throw all kinds of challenges at him, from his home room teacher who seemed to delight in tricking his class to his overly-enthusiastic classmates who haven't quite grasped the idea of moderation in training, to the villains who had been lurking in the shadows but have seized the opportunity to strike at All Might.
Welcome to Shimura Tenko's hero academia!
...A reverse au, where the villains like Shigaraki, Toga and Spinner are the students hoping to achieve their dreams of becoming pro-heroes and the heroes like Midoriya, are the villains.
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This could have been an Email by Drowsy_Salamander
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
08 Feb 2024
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The Fragility of a Hydrangea by Doridina
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jun 2020
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As Shigaraki came closer to the body, a few things became apparent. One, the body was swamped in clothes too big for them, two, those were Overhaul’s distasteful clothes, and three, that was irrefutably Overhaul’s face. Although a much younger and innocent looking face.
It was Overhaul.
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Overhaul is hit with a de-aging quirk after his final battle with Midoriya resulting in Shigaraki’s plans drastically changing.
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29 Mar 2024
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Everything Is Illuminated by marroniere_m
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Andor (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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Lonni Jung's daughter grows up with the knowledge that her father was a fascist. Then she meets Kleya Marki and Vel Sartha.
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11 Jan 2026
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A knife in the ribs would have been kinder by Destabilize, KnivesAgenda
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2024
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Vox and Alastor have an arrangement; every so often they meet up for mutual stress relief via sexual gratification, and then never speak of what goes on behind closed doors. It works for years, until Alastor ruins it.
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- Part 1 of Don't fuck with an open wound
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06 Jan 2026
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Angel Dust was easy to dislike.
Loud, brash, arrogant, vulgar—and that was on a good day. If you caught him on a bad day—in the depths of withdrawal, or while on the outs with Val—he was fucking insufferable; sullen and vicious and prone to unpredictable feral bouts of rage.
Vox wasn't sure which version he hated dealing with more.
Vox is the one to find Angel after an incident with Val.
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05 Jan 2026
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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02 Jan 2026
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THE definitive murdermedia fanfic. Simply sublime.