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    “Close the door behind you, Stolas.”

    There wasn’t exactly an authoritative tone to it, but Stolas hurried to obey regardless, talons trembling around the door handle as he pulled it shut. When he turned back to face Blitzø he was met with a satisfied smirk as Blitzø tasted the air again. Still, he tried to hold some semblance of composure, though his tongue felt heavy in his mouth and he stumbled over his words, “W-what did you need, Blitzø?”

    Blitzø bared his teeth as his grin broadened - the danger in it was arousing and Stolas found himself taking a step back to press his shoulders against the door behind him. “Oh, I think you know exactly what I need, pretty bird. That ass, naked, on this desk. Now.”

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    Anyone else still reeling from Mission 0, because I am.

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    What do you do when the love of your life chooses someone else?

    Easy, you find a nice rebound. If it just so happens to be a hot, dumb hunk of a bartender, even better.

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  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    The luggage in Jayce's hand falls to the floor, Jayce slack jawed and wide-eyed in surprise.

    ❛ . . . I thought. . . you would be home later. . . ❜

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  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Who in their right mind—” Kaveh glares at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham just looks right back at him with no more than an innocent lil’ blink “—would buy this?”

    This, being the most god-awful dildo Kaveh has ever seen grace Teyvat. It's a hideous green—fucking neon, at that—, and, other than the weird head of the thing, it has an absurdly sized knot at its base. He drags a hand down his face: Alhaitham sure knows how to pick ‘em.

    Alhaitham, however, only shrugs. “I would,” he says, “and I’d very much like to use it on you, if you're not opposed.”

    Ah. Alright.

    Alhaitham continues to outdo himself day by day, purchasing uglier and uglier furnitures—from geometric bookshelves that don't match a thing in their home to the multitude of hideously-designed books he strews everywhere, not one purchase of Alhaitham's is up to par. But his latest one may just be Kaveh's tipping point.

    (Or, maybe, it just may be what saves Alhaitham from yet another lecture. He hopes so, at least.)

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