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07 Sep 2026
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He has roughly fifteen minutes of soccer left.
He could just sit here and watch the game like a normal person.
Or.
“It’s actually been kind of a rough year for them,” he says, letting his voice drop a little. Sun Hat Lady immediately leans in closer. “Like, they almost didn’t make it.”
“Oh no,” she breathes. “Oh, honey.”
“Yeah, it was… I mean, I don’t want to get into it.” He absolutely wants to get into it. “But basically, Theo— my little brother, number seven, the one who keeps—”
A whistle blows. Theo’s committed another foul. This one might actually be assault — Chris isn’t a legal expert but Theo basically used that kid as a speed bump.
“—doing that. So, Theo wasn’t planned. And when my dad, the blonde one, told my other dad, it was like…” Chris exhales wearily, having seen too much. “They were struggling. Communication issues. You know how it is.”
Sun Hat Lady nods gravely. She knows how it is.
Or,
Sometimes you have to make up a story and involve some soccer moms to get your stupid dad and his stupid best friend to kiss.Bookmarked by Dumbasser
02 Sep 2026
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“A rose bouquet?” Eddie's eyebrow lifted up. “1, 2, 3, are there-”
“34, yes. 34 roses for your 34th birthday.” Buck smiled brightly, eyes shining as he picked up and pushed it into Eddie's chest.
“34, that's- so thoughtful Buck thank you.” Eddie grasped the bouquet firmly. Then he looked up at Buck in alert. His cheeks were already turning bright red. “But- Why are they- red?”
“Because it's your favorite color?” Buck looked at him a little puzzled, his smile still big.
“Oh, OMG! yes! Red! My favorite color! Of course! Haha silly me, how could I forget.”
OR: Evan Buckley gives Eddie the princess treatment for his birthday, cause he deserves it.Series
- Part 1 of 34+35
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30 Aug 2026
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“This isn’t my life!” Buck exclaims. “This is not how it’s supposed to be. Abby is supposed to be gone. She’s supposed to have left. As in, left Los Angeles, not left me to marry Bobby. Bobby’s supposed to marry Athena.”
“Cap and Athena? But she’s—”
“Married. Yeah,” Buck huffs. “Like I said, that doesn’t work out.”
“Because Real Michael is gay?” Eddie asks skeptically.
“Real Michael is gay,” Buck confirms.
OR: After his break up with Tommy, Buck falls asleep on Eddie’s couch and wakes up in a world where Bobby is married to Abby, Hen and Karen are divorced, Athena and Michael are faking a happy marriage, Chim has a daughter that is not Buck's niece, and—just to really, personally fuck with him—Eddie and Maddie are engaged to be married.
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Bookmarked by Dumbasser
29 Aug 2026
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“Buck,” Eddie says and he must sound some sort of way because Buck’s tone switches immediately.
“Is everything okay?”
Eddie wants to say no, that this is d-day level bad, but it’d be a lie. It’s not bad at all, just nerve wracking, just new. “Yeah, everything’s fine. My sisters are here.”
“Both of them? Adriana and Sophia?” Buck asks, voice matching Eddie’s level of shock. “In California?”
“In my house, right now,” Eddie responds. “Apparently Christopher invited them without telling me.”
“Oh, Eddie,” he whispers empathetically.
Or Eddie's sisters come to visit their nephews and help him discover a new perspective.
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29 Aug 2026