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Stan Marsh decides he needs a break—from his dad, the farm, school, and the general South Park-ness of it all.
So a last ditch drunken effort to escape results in a road trip, Kenny and fuck this was never gonna be peaceful, was it? -
ephemeral enchantments by Eatmysockshaha
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Aug 2023
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in which Henry is an overworked barista with a tendency to embarrass himself in front of everything that breaths and Alex is charmed from the first time he met him.
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You think he'd realize but he's infatuated by Eatmysockshaha
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
17 Apr 2022
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'𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨'
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The soulmate AU no one asked for but I wrote anyways
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"Hey, sorry about that, I was just—Eddie?”
Eddie’s head shot up at the sight of Buck, frozen halfway towards his seat. “Buck?”
Buck let out an awkward chuckle and glanced around. “There must be a mix-up, I’ll go ask—”
“No!” Eddie practically yelled the word, and then he winced at the desperation in his own voice. Belatedly, he realized it was possible that people who were interested in men were supposed to be sitting there. But Buck was watching him with wide eyes, still paused leaning on his chair, so Eddie added, “I could use a six-minute break. You know, from finding out how many siblings every woman in this bar has.”
Buck’s eyes glinted in the dim bar lighting. He finally took the seat and asked, “oh, so you don’t care about how many siblings I have?”
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Eddie and Buck finally go on a date. It just takes them three times to realize it.
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24 Oct 2026
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“C'mere," Buck says, sitting up to scoot closer to Eddie.
"What are you doing?” Eddie asks, and Buck sighs.
"You can just kiss me, get a taste of the lip balm, and tell me what flavour you think it is.”
Eddie can’t believe his ears.
"That is such a stupid way to win a bet, Buck."
“Oh so you concede?"
Eddie rolls his eyes, shaking his head before planting both hands on the sides of Buck's face and hauling him in to press their lips together.
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Buck and Eddie make a bet on whether or not Eddie can guess all of Buck's lip balm flavours, and in order for Eddie to get a taste, they have to kiss.
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22 Oct 2026
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Suddenly Theo breaks from his pattern and runs towards the front door screeching with excitement.
"Where's he off to now?" Hen asks.
The knot in Buck's chest loosens. "He knows the sound of Eddie's keys."
"Teddy Teddy Teddy!!" Theo chants jumping up and down as the door unlocks.
"Little big man!" Eddie says as he steps in, immediately dropping the groceries so he can pick Theo up with a mighty raaah! "What have you been up to?"
He settles Theo on his hip as he kicks off his shoes, then leans down to pick up all three grocery bags with his remaining free hand. (Buck does not stare at the way his bicep strains under the soft white fabric of his Henley.)
"I saved a picken!!" Theo announces brightly.
Eddie raises a brow at Buck and Hen as he deposites the grocery bags on the counter.
"Don't ask," Buck grumbles.
"Please ask," Hen grins.
"I have it on video!" Chris calls through the open patio door.
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Eddie keeps picking Theo up and Buck has a lot of feelings about that- Language:
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21 Oct 2026
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it all breaks down, it always does (it all works out, it always does) by Elgney
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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“I have no idea what’s going on.” He was embarrassed at the whiny note in his voice, but he couldn’t swallow it away. “I mean, the last thing I remember, I was telling my parents that I was leaving Texas. And then all of the sudden I wake up and it’s like—”
Like some stranger named Buck had infiltrated every corner of his life. That’s what it felt like.
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Amnesiac Eddie tries really hard to hate Buck. It doesn’t stick.
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20 Oct 2026
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cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it by peachicedtea73
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
16 Oct 2026
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He stopped suddenly, turning to Buck like he just got some bright idea.
"What were you gonna ask me?"
Buck stopped short. "Huh?"
"Earlier, before she had that allergic reaction. You were in the middle of asking me something."
Well, fuck.
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Buck keeps trying to propose to Eddie. His horrible luck keeps getting in the way.
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17 Oct 2026