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    Idia wished he had decided to collect his tablet from the mirror room in the morning. Past-Idia was an idiot for deciding that after classes was a good time to go get. If he had waited then maybe he would have been left out of everything. Also, what is with students overblotting like it's the newest trend?

    Yuu isn't quite sure how they got to this point, or how they got dragged into this. But they are glad they managed to get paired up with a UR character. If you asked anyone from their world, a character with fire for hair would be an overpowered character, now if only they could get his confidence up.

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    Or, How Idia forgetting to recall his tablet after the sorting ceremony changes everything and nothing all at once.

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    2026 NOTE: OMG I JUST READ THE NEW 7.0 ARTIFACT LORE - lowkey wondering if Hoyo read this because holy shit. We're so back baby

    **SLOW BURN**

    You are a lawyer in Liyue Harbour whose business partner suddenly dies, making you responsible for the secret loan they'd taken out with the Northland Bank.

    Unable to pay, you are summoned to a private audience with the Regrator himself, who makes you an interesting proposition to settle your debt; a transactional 'exchange of affectionate services'. You and he will be exclusive on two conditions: (i) no sex; and (ii) no love.

    Despite your strong principles making you want to avoid having anything to do with him, as you get to know him, you cannot help but feel a strange and uncomfortable chemistry develop. Will your attraction for him in your personal interactions outweigh your moral objections to the dark and dirty deeds he does when not with you? Will he eventually overcome his trauma-induced aversion to sex?

    And how does Pantalone's troubled past dictate his sense of love and intimacy?

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    Apart from living in Liyue and being a lawyer, no other descriptors are used for Reader. No use of Y/N so as not to break immersion

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