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Running Three Wide by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Jiang Cheng sighs. He doesn’t know why he’s convincing his situationship that their hot, intimidating alpha competitor is in love with him. He hates his fucking life. “I’d be doing him a fucking favor. Like, hey guy who barely looks at me, hot fertile omegas in your area need to get knotted—“
Wei Wuxian makes a strangled noise.
“I’m just saying,” Jiang Cheng says.
Or: When Wei Wuxian goes into heat right before a race, there’s only one solution. A threesome, obviously.
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Mona works at perpetually failing indie radio station WRDO. Shelley is exactly like other girls. It goes just as badly as you'd expect, and then it goes better.
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MDZS Fic Miscellany by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Feb 2023
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MDZS fic ideas I liked enough to write 500-2000 words about but not enough to finish! Enjoy!
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Fantasy Accord by FeelsForBreakfast for wistfulrat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Feb 2023
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Lan Wangji makes highly researched TikToks about the perfume industry, niche and well-known fragrances, and the historical popularity of certain notes and accords. Wei Ying makes fragrance-themed soft core porn. They fuck in a bar bathroom.
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Wei Laoshi, Poonslayer by FeelsForBreakfast for babybeets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2022
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Lan Wangji comes to two conclusions, almost simultaneously. The first, is that Nie Huaisang is messing with Wei Ying. The second, is that Wei Ying has never had sex in his life.
Or: Lan Wangji goes to Yunmeng, realizes that Wei Ying is a virgin, and takes decisive action.
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The McDonald's Drive Through, Like in Lans by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 May 2022
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all the problems we could solve by Stratisphyre for SweetheartNinja
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2022
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The most important thing Lan Wangji ever stole was roughly the equivalent to twenty dollars USD.
The second most important thing Lan Wangji ever stole was Wei Ying’s heart.
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The problem with CT Wei was, lamentably, not incompetence. Incompetence was a failing no one at the Gusu Bureau of Cultivation could forgive. Had he been incompetent, he would have already been dismissed from his position. No, the problem with CT Wei was far worse: he was friendly.
There's a new forensic cultivator in the GBC.
Lan Wangji is unimpressed.
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- Part 1 of CSI: Gusu Edition
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20 Aug 2026
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hollow moon by vxmins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”
The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.
Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.
In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.
Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.
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23 May 2026
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floodplain (silt) by astronicht
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Sep 2020
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Wei Ying’s neck is twinged because he fell asleep on the sofa watching celebrity dance-offs. His left wrist is twinged because two days ago he tracked down a daolao gui in the underground metro. They throw off venomous darts, and Wei Ying caught one between the two bones of his forearm. Radius and ulna.
(Or, "I need you to come and get me")
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- Part 1 of silt, or scurvy
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Tongues by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2024
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The whole thing is over in less than ten seconds. Streaks of missed liquor continue to drip down Wei Wuxian’s jaw and neck after he is done, glistening in the bright galleon moonlight. Crumpling the can, he spins his sword in his hand, the quicksilver challenge flashing like his eyes.
Clear as Clarity, the thought cuts across Lan Wangji’s mind with the first clash of their rapiers together: this absolutely cannot last.
Teenage Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are ghost-hunters dispatched on a routine Haunting.
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20 May 2026
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modern cultivation fic you will always be famous to me