FlounderingMess
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“Let's say that I do choose to become a woman,” Sanji says, “Why on earth would I choose to be someone that’s so… so…”
Sanji gestures to his older self, who isn’t taking sun like Robin is, but is instead leaning against the rail of the ship with a cigarette in hand.
“So… unappealing!”
Nami’s jaw drops. “Unappealing!? You think she’s unappealing?”
She stares at him for a couple more seconds, then she wails, “Chopper! Sanji’s gone blind!”
(Or: Sanji and the strawhats meet a version of himself from twenty years into the future. It doesn't bother Sanji that she's a woman, it shouldn't bother Sanji that she's a woman, but there's something about her that makes him feel uneasy. The crew
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07 Oct 2026
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Osora and Arias run away to the Ashburrows to live on a farm together!
Osora becomes a gardener+ part-time florist🌷; Arias becomes a farmer🐓
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Chapter 10:When the section was secure, Arias leaned on the post. “So, Gardener Osora. What’d you buy?”
“Clothes,” they said simply. “Good ones. Durable ones.”
Arias’s expression turned suspicious. “Define durable.”
Osora raised a brow. “Overalls.”
Arias’s mouth dropped open dramatically. “You—no. You in overalls? That’s lethal. That’s war crime levels of cute.”
“Oh shut up, moron,” Osora snapped, shoving his shoulder.
Arias laughed, easily absorbing the push. “I’m just saying—I’m not responsible for whatever happens if you wear those around me.”
“You have no self-control.”
“And whose fault is that?”
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12 Sep 2026
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Doxxed by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for slavarstotzka
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 May 2023
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Liu Qingge has been listening to his sister rant about online novels - and her fellow readers who leave public comments - for years. The only highlight (other than his sister's enjoyment, which he could never begrudge) is Peerless Cucumber. They, at least, seem to have the same opinion of these webnovels as Liu Qingge does.
One day, Peerless Cucumber gets doxxed. Liu Mingyuan - after explaining what 'doxxing' was - said she's surprised it hadn't happened sooner, given how many people Peerless Cucumber pisses off daily.
"That's terrible," Liu Qingge had said. And then, "Give me his address."
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05 Sep 2026
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Revisit, Revise by Tainaron
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2025
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Learning that Mobei-Jun had a human spy in Cang Qiong Mountain Sect proved too much of a temptation for Luo Binghe, who was fresh from the Endless Abyss and had spent every day since being thrown away wondering about the man who sent him there.
When he visited An Ding in secret he expected to be told that his Shizun had forgotten him and moved on. He expected to discover new depths to the feeling of betrayal. He even expected to have to remove his traitorous Shishu from the equation if he posed a threat to Shizun.
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05 Sep 2026
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The Mirror of Unspoken Regrets by Tainaron
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2024
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After the disaster of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge find themselves flung into an alternate Cang Qiong Mountain Sect by a magical artifact and must satisfy the requirements of the artifact before it devours them— or before their counterparts take exception to their emerging relationship.