Freakyfreakster
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“Miss me, baby?” Robert cooes into the air, drawing lines around her protruding buttons. The machine whirrs, humming a tune like a speaker reading a CD. To Robert, it sounds like a soft, desperate whine.
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Robert fucks the mech. This isn't a crackfic I swear.
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Kissing Carnivores to Make it Seem Like Less of a Deal by Freakyfreakster
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Aug 2026
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Every fucking shift. Every. Fucking. Shift. Someone needs to teach that wet bitch to control his fucking vomit before Chad sauders those lips shut. It's one thing that he's a clumsy little idiot, but the fact he's so apologetic afterwards — always stupidly sputtering about how sorry he is, ”I really didn't mean to mister Flambae” — only makes it worse.
Fuming in his own corner, washing up at the end of his shift, and who comes puttering in?
Maybe he should be the one to teach Herman a lesson.
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Herman swirls his tongue around the soft cock in his mouth, mainly out of boredom — a desire for something to happen — but also in the hopes to catch Robert's attention. The chubby meat gives a little twitch, barely lengthening, but the man above gives no cue that he'd even noticed. It's torturous, the sitting, the waiting, the lack of attention he's receiving. Sometimes between calls, calloused fingers will run against his scalp — petting like he's a perfect dog sitting below the desk — but it's sparse; too sparse to stop Herman from craving more.
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One sided office blowjob under Robert's desk :3
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Herm’s anxious little voice wraps your brain in a soft blanket of warmth. His presence is like a hug, like he’s sharing his essence with you, it makes your mind melt into a drunken haze — almost as if you’re getting high from his moisture alone...
You two need to get out of here, before you rip his clothes off right in the middle of the crowd.-
Self Indulgent Sex with Metalhead Herm
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So please, won't you tear me open wide? by Freakyfreakster
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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”Good,” is all that comes out, the words like needles in his throat, like every syllable is swallowing a handful of nails, “so f-fucking good..” He's shaking like a leaf, legs lifting to wrap around the pyromaniac’s hips, showing off his arousal, making it undeniable — this is what he wants.
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Violent Waterbae sex
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six times Robert and Herm share ice cream (and one time they don’t)
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05 Oct 2026
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Waterboy must protect Robert.
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04 Oct 2026
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Herman gets restrained while Robert rocks his world.
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10 Sep 2026
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Robert had tried, really tried, to keep his inner pervert under wraps. Every time Watergirl would retch or gag, whether it be in his ear over comms, or echoing down the halls when she continued to keep up with her prior janitorial duties, he always tactfully looked away right before the water pushed past her lips, but even then heat would find its way to his cheeks, an obnoxious want stirring awake in his stomach.
It'd been easy to ignore then, to throttle any lingering thoughts with the mantra that he was her boss, that she wasn't interested in him that way. But now Robert was covered in it, in her, water dripping down his face, his shirt clinging to his skin, the slight burn and residual stickiness of the fruity cocktails she'd been downing all night making him tingly all over.
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09 Sep 2026
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Tip of the Tongue, Back of the Throat by atypicalinterjection
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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The information had arisen from an extremely drunken conversation that Herman had had with Victor at one of the many bars the Z-team frequented. A conversation that he had forgotten about entirely by the next morning, and, horrifyingly, a conversation that had been quickly circulated to and through the entire team by the next day. A conversation, as eloquently phrased by Victor, about how “Waterboy went ham on his own shlong like a megaperv.”
or; Robert makes a deal with Herman to have him show off how he sucks his own cock.
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14 Jun 2026