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  1. Public Bookmark 77

    Umapyoi Review Records - Umamusume: Sex Reviews by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types  

    11 Jul 2026

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    A various collection of uncut 'Umapyoi Reviews'.

    There's been a recent change around Tracen Academy. Some Trainers have a special 'Umapyoi Review' badge, which allows them to assess and critique your favorite Uma's performance in bed...

    Derived from the subreddit r/UmaGusher, these 'Umapyoi Reviews' are the full, uncut versions of the reviews posted there.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    I Won’t Tell Them Your Name by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

    30 Nov 2025

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    Years after tragedy drove him from racing, a disillusioned trainer returns under a fake name to lead a team of misfit runners. But as they begin to believe in him, how long can he hide who he is—and keep pretending he doesn’t care about them?

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    18 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

    Umamusume: Pretty Wedding Banquet by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)  

    08 Jun 2026

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    To appease his parents, Trainer Hideaki has decided to temporarily get married to an uma he is training, Gold Ship, as secretly as they possibly can, before annulling the marriage without causing any scandals with the public or having his parents find out about the scheme. Little do the two of them know that things would soon escalate into a much bigger affair than they could imagine.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Umamusume: Fate/Grand Derby by

    Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    What was supposedly a Singularity they could ignore quickly turned into the opposite. Entering and investigating the traces of a Holy Grail, Ritsuka and his Servants quickly discover that this Singularity had its own unique brand of weirdness: the horses here were girls and watching them race was one of the most popular things in this world. Now Ritsuka has to go undercover as a trainer at one of their most prestigious academies while following the trail of the Holy Grail.

    But the most important question is... why are the horsegirls idols too?!

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    18 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

    The Grade 9 Sensei: Various Shorts by

    Fandoms: Library of Ruina (Video Game), Blue Archive (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game)  

    01 Sep 2026

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    Collection of Short Stories from The Grade 9 Sensei to fill in the between of the long periods of chapter upload of the main story.

    Think of it as a momotalk stories replacement.

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    05 Sep 2025