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Because, you make purgatory bearable by FunkoTissue
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter saw the curse fly towards him. He didn't mind; he managed to protect his best friend and spared his other best friend from a life of grief. So he closed his eyes and hoped he'd see his mother and father's faces when he opened them.
Only, what greeted him was a familiar voice that brought chills down his spine.
"The boy who lived has finally died. Welcome to purgatory, Harry Potter."
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Fallen leaves of the Edtree by FunkoTissue, J Coalmen (FunkoTissue)
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
28 Jul 2024
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Looking at the cruelty the Omen-kind have suffered in the Leyndell sewers, the tarnished opts to negotiate with Morgott, the self-proclaimed Lord of Leyndell.
Melina is clearly opposed to the idea but obliges anyway.
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A Modern Day Vampire (For the most part anyways) by J Coalmen (FunkoTissue)
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Sep 2023
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Piercing fangs, superhuman abilities, and finally having a taste for blood. These things usually equate to a vampire. Only, Miguel is not one of such fictional creatures.
Certain events led him to have two out of the three on the checklist.
He has never drunk anyone's blood until now, but with the arrival of a new neighbor where he lives, his feeding instincts might overwhelm his willpower to resist the urge for a taste.
(Updates once a week)
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Atreus is curious, why did his father stopped him from drinking the mead when Thor arrived at his house? Is the drink poisonous for giants? Or is it because his father did not trust Thor?
That all doesn't matter now, he's not here right now and I'm all the way in Asgard. A mug won't kill me right?
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Sunshine that pierces through Beskar by J Coalmen (FunkoTissue)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game)
22 Oct 2021
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Luke's chest is still unsteady as he left Hoth only with his astromech companion R2. Now he's on the way to the Dagobah System to follow Ben's message. However apparently the force (or his luck) isn't as kind to him as he thought as there's a bounty hunter ship on his X-wing's radar.
(Updates Wheneverly lmao)
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I really like this ship. Their dynamic is so perfect. If you have any scenario idea please tell me!
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" fic. While this has been explained before (see here), this particular tutorial shows you how to use a work skin to hide the next parts from the reader until they click through to get to them.
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- Part 16 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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30 Apr 2023
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Let the Monster Rise by ThoseSadisticTendencies
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2018
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AU - Gellert Grindelwald was never a forgiving man, and for Newt Scamander's part in his imprisonment and for Dumbledore's trust in him, he plans to make the Magizoologist suffer. Violence, torture, dark themes, swearing.
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- Part 1 of 'Grace for Sale' series
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- English
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- 92,921
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by J Coalmen (FunkoTissue)
21 May 2022
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sacred new beginnings by coffeecatsme for Grogulikesme
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
14 Jun 2021
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Luke realizes in about a second that he has a weakness, and it’s guys with kids. More specifically, hot dads who, by all accounts, look like they can rip off your head if you so much as look at them the wrong way, but who turn into a soft mush whenever their kid is around. And Din, sporting a black leather jacket and a whipped cream mustache at the same time, definitely fits the bill.
Din Djarin is about to give up on finding a good babysitter for his adopted son, Grogu. He thinks it'll be impossible to find someone who can respond to Grogu's needs without hurting his kid even more than he's already been hurt. Enter Luke Skywalker, who not only seems to be perfect at handling Grogu's unique characteristics, but he might also be a perfect match for his father as well.
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It's September 2010, Marshall Mathers better known as Eminem is getting his life back together. He has been sober for two years now and two albums later his work is going fine as well. But the hardest is yet to come: How to find romance? Only thing he knows is being a dork and a slut. That ain't love.
But then he meets Nicolas, a man with a mean stare and a real sword. Perhaps the man with a hundred scars can tame Marshall?Series
- Part 3 of My Nightmare I Woke Up To
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- English
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- 100/100
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Bookmarked by J Coalmen (FunkoTissue)
10 Apr 2022
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Shopping alone is starting to seem a bit depressing to Reigen.
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29 Oct 2020