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    [ MY FATHER WOULDN’T LET ME ]

    A look of horror crossed Roadrunner’s face. Coyote flipped the sign.

    [ NOT UNTIL I CAUGHT YOU ]

    The look of horror doubled. Roadrunner replied:

    [ BUT YOU CAUGHT ME ]

    Flip.

    [ WHY NOT SPEAK NOW? ]

    Coyote shrugged. Non-verbal communication worked just fine. Why fix what was not broken?

    And then, Roadrunner’s face contorted into something Coyote had never seen on him before: anger.

    [ DON’T YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR VICTORY OVER THAT ******* *******? ]

    Upon seeing the sign he had produced, his face scrunched up even further and he beeped out:

    “..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .- ... ... .... --- .-.. .”

    “FUCKING ASSHOLE”

     

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    After finally catching the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote takes on a new challenge: Finding his voice.

    A direct sequel to my oneshot, Tomorrow.

    TW: Flashbacks to severe child abuse!

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    09 Sep 2026

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    “Would it help––should I bring my dinner in too?” Grace jokes, smiling in preparation for the absolute symphony of disgusted whistles he knows Rocky will produce at the thought of them doing something as depraved as sharing a meal. “I’ve been saving this week’s half packet of ramen for just such an occasion––”

    [YES YES YES!] Rocky’s translator app suddenly blares from the laptop on the floor between them. [YES, ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT! GRACE RAMEN ♪♫♪♫ WITH ROCKY, AFFIRMATIVE! GRACE ROCKY EAT ♪♫♪♫ MEAL TOGETHER AFFIRMATIVE YES YES AFFIRMATIVE NOW.]

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    or, a fic to answer the questions: What if you fell in love for the first time in your 40s, and it just so happened to be with your alien best bud who has five legs, no face, and is already married? And then what if somehow you accidentally proposed to said alien best bud without knowing, because while you may be Earth's best and brightest, you also notoriously suck at close interpersonal relationships (and also you have permanent memory damage)? What then?

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    31 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Hmm," I hum as new eyes start to begin to focus on us after Grace mentions marriage so clearly. It's difficult to be upset at them because, to be fair, I did agree to make that stupid secret pact with the rest of the Hail Mary crew that we all wouldn't attempt to initiate a romantic relationship with Grace.

    There were two rules of this pact:

    1. Don't tell Grace or Stratt about the pact.
    2. No romantic interactions with Grace.

    This includes:...

    I didn't read anything past that.


    Star Trek AU/Crack where Rocky is ready to make Grace his mate, but this stupid "No Romancing Ryland Grace Pact" is yucking his yum.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Species swap fic where Human!Rocky is sent on a mission to Tau Ceti to figure out its secrets on why it’s not dimming like its surrounding stars, and he meets an Eridian he names Grace who is there for the same thing

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    30 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    “Keith,” Grace blurts out. He sways for a moment, putting a hand on the wall to steady himself. “I need—hic—to ask you for something.”

    Keith tilts his carapace curiously. “Okay, shoot.”

    Grace hiccups again. “Oho man, sorry. But I, uh, really want a tattoo. ‘N I know you don’t do ‘em with, like… ink, ‘n stuff. But that’s okay! I—”

    “Whoa, Grace.” Keith holds two hands up to stop Grace from rambling. “An engraving? You want an engraving?”

    Grace snaps his fingers. “Yes! I want that really, really bad.”

    (Or, the one where Grace throws a housewarming party on Erid, gets a drunk sentimental tattoo, and Rocky punishes him for how stupid it is.)

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    29 Aug 2026