Garbahey

Goopy Garbage Guy



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  1. Summary

    The Krew continue to find that Kremy being their “leader” is both a blessing and a curse, no matter where they go.

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  3. Summary

    QSMP (mostly Fooligetta) AU’s, Alternative Lore Points, and Retconned Headcanons that I saved in my drafts from throughout 2023 and early 2024

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  1. Rec 52

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    Gideon thinks he’s going west to find his Pa’s grave, pay his respects, and get some closure. He’s expecting nothing more than an old headstone in the dust and maybe some old memories to bury once and for all. Instead of a grave, he’s going to find something stranger: a living, breathing, and opinionated father who thought him dead. Whoops.

    Kremy, expecting a quiet trip before his wedding and maybe a few spots of sightseeing, is now stuck on a dusty ranch with no idea how to survive farm life. The heat, the dirt, the endless cows—it’s not exactly his scene. And, of course, the locals are not thrilled about a gatorfolk hanging around. Despite his gentlemanly ways, he’s definitely not winning anyone over.

    But hey, they’ve got each other, right? Here’s hoping Kremy doesn’t get stuck in a hayloft anytime soon. Trouble finds it's way.

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    24 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Needed this like a drowning man needs air.

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Jeffrey’s been an amnesiac for as long as he can remember- it hasn’t really affected his life too much, that is until he’s abducted by Panacea and knocking on death’s door. He’s too worried about trying to survive to fret about the past he can’t even remember because it couldn’t have been that important if it’s forgotten…right?
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    The Fooligetta in OPQ fic you’ve been waiting for, illustrated by Pebbld

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    18 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This fic feels like a mouthful of smooth rocks 🫶🏼

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    The unexpected of parenting meets the uncertainty of love. Mateo Diaz has to learn how to balance building a relationship from the ground up and his kids as he faces a new school year, new coworkers, and new drama.

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    17 Jul 2022