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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    u/gingerale
    I accidentally read my roommate's notes about me.

    u/Russian_Melt
    I think my roommate read the notes i wrote about him.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "Shane's chest burned with the heat of a thousand suns at the ugly, disgusting words aimed at and completely undeserving of his husband, but, “Funny you should say that. Because no one in this league has ever known a version of myself that wasn’t in love with Ilya Rozanov.”

    OR what if the Montreal Metros are AHOLES at an afterparty but Shane Motherfucking Hollander corrects their homophobic asses?

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    28 Feb 2026