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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    Going so long without that type of mind-melting, pure relief had Shane wound tight and buzzing, despite the sheer amount of orgasms Ilya had wrung out of him already. He wanted Ilya’s dick, long and thick, occupying every inch of his mouth. He wanted to run his tongue along it, suck at the tip, choke and gag as it hit the back of his throat. It had Shane wanting to claw his own skin off, or maybe bury himself underneath Ilya’s.

    He just needed it, okay? And was that really so bad? To need to choke on your boyfriend’s thick cock, filling up your mouth to the point you can’t think of anything else?

    …Okay, maybe it was a little bad.

    or; Shane is embarrassed of his all-consuming need to get his mouth on his boyfriend's dick. Ilya is more than happy to oblige.

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    “You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.

    Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”

    “I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”

    The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.

    Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.

    Now with Prequel, but stands alone.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “34 is not that old, Ilya. And he’s in amazing shape too.”

    Ilya says nothing for a few seconds and Shane glances up again from typing to see he’s being stared at with teasing eyes. He hates how the look still makes his heart flutter and neck go warm.

    “Amazing shape,” Ilya parrots in a poor North American accent. “So kind of you to notice, Hollander. Good to know for future matches.” The smirk that launched a thousand penalty shots. “Or maybe you just like looking at older boring hockey players? Good to know for me.”
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    Shane knows he’s the jealous type. He just didn’t know Ilya would be even worse.

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    10 Dec 2025