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A boy, a witch, and a bird walk into a battleship.
For three years, there is no punchline.Bookmarked by Gold571
07 Aug 2026
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great character dynamics! i really enjoy john’s writing here, as an aroace person who kins him. so much of his experience with seeing other people’s relationships resonated deeply with me. it’s rare to see a fic that tackles this stuff without having to put him in a relationship.
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
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(FINALLY FINISHED LFGGGG)
Berdly comes to important realizations after his "dream."
He wants to learn about himself more, and the people around him; wants to change, to build new bonds, to stop relying so much on his ego and Noelle; he wants to break free. He wants to dance straight into the arms of Kris.
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Bookmarked by Gold571
15 Jul 2025
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It's the end of summer before senior year, and Kris is realizing something about themselves that they'd rather not be true. The feeling's always been there—or rather, the lack of a particular feeling—but only now is it obvious how that makes them different, and how it leaves them so utterly alone.
Unless, maybe, they don't have to be.
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- Part 2 of Ace Kris Kerdly
Bookmarked by Gold571
15 Sep 2025
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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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21 Aug 2025