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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    “Go jerk off to Rose Landry without me,” he grumbles as a final statement.

    “I heard her character dies in this one though,” Cliff mentions absentmindedly.

    Ilya halts in his step. Thinks about it. Turns around and agrees to meet them at 9.

    In which Ilya’s teammates are tired of him hating on the X-Squad franchise without having seen it, so they drag him to the sequel's premiere.

    Imagine his surprise when his boyfriend comes up on screen. Acting as Rose Landry's boyfriend.

    Ilya really fucking hates those movies.

    (It’s hard to stay mad though when Shane makes it up to him in the most thoughtful way possible. And his boyfriend is now a hot movie star.)

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    27 Sep 2026

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    There is something from an Ottawa Centaurs email, titled 'conversation.'

    For a moment, he strongly considers deleting it. Shane no longer owes a single part of the MLH a damn thing, nor does he expect anything from it. His exit from the league is -- well. People aren't motivated to bring it up.

    The sender is listed as Wiebe, B.

    Shane clicks on the message.

    Ten years ago Shane lost everything but Ilya. He has to decide what, if anything, he wants back.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Shane has been hiding his designation for his entire NHL career. It's been hard, but its been worth it.

    Then a single moment makes everything come tumbling down.

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    15 Sep 2026