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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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24 Aug 2026
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Robert Robertson is the most infuriating man Flambae has ever met. Even more so since he revealed that he is, in fact, Mechaman.
However, somewhere between beating Shroud and returning to work, Flambae gradually begins to realize that maybe there was more to Robert than just the blind hatred he'd held onto for so long.
Between not-dates and vet visits, Flambae's feelings slowly begin to shift, from irritation to something that feels a lot like heart-palpatations.
Or: 5 times Flambae fails to kick Robert's ass, and the one time he actually does
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21 Aug 2026
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"Robert. You've been hit with a power that causes persistent heightened anxiety." Blazer cuts to the chase, keeping her voice carefully calm and measured.
There's a reason why she's there with the amulet and why visitors were restricted to only her and Chase.
Robert, on a good day outside the suit, was a force to be reckoned with. She doesn't want to think about what he's capable of when he's operating on the constant heightened panic of a cornered animal.
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Or the fic where I give Robert a seven day long panic attack and Turbo Anxiety and force Flambae to lock him in his apartment to keep an eye on him wrow.
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- English
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- 30,319
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- 8/8
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13 Jun 2026
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An (Un)Fortunately Tookish Engagement by Prince_Ofluff
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
11 May 2016
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After suffering the loss of his parents young Bilbo is quite unsure what will become of him. Thanks to a letter his mother wrote he comes to be in the care of Lord Fundin who is the Steward of the Blue Mountains. Lord Fundin's sons Balin and Dwalin welcome the lost hobbit as a brother. Through them Bilbo is brought up as a dwarf and learns all about their intricate culture. When a dragon attacks Erebor Bilbo fears for the fate of his brothers and hurries to the Lonely Mountain. He learns that they are well and that the young Prince Thorin managed to rally support and defeat the dragon. Unfortunately while he is there Bilbo catches the eyes of several notable dwarves (much to the worry of his brothers) and yet seems entirely unaware of it (cause for further concern). As events pass Bilbo starts to wonder just how much Took he has in his blood, certainly no proper Baggins would have these problems.
Inspired by a post on tumblr:
*This story now has a sequel: An Unprecedented Cirumstance*Series
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- 67,498
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- 35/35
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03 May 2026
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Bilbo Baggins has been a hobbit for many long years and he should very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.
An old friend drops by Bag End with the offer of an adventure and despite Bilbo's refusal, the idea of only thirteen dwarves and a wizard facing a dragon may just convince him yet. After all, he has experience with the Great Dragons of the North. Once upon a time, he was one.
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- 11/11
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10 Apr 2026
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Here Be Dragons by Thorinoakentwig
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
26 Jan 2021
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“Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo mutters, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”
Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.
(Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)- Language:
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08 Apr 2026
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22 Feb 2026
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au
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- 20/20
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18 Feb 2026
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"You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.
"What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard
"Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"
"Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.
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Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by GreenBat
16 Feb 2026
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Whose there to answer the call when it's dispatch's life on the line?
TW: Referenced sexual assault, you have been warned
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- Part 1 of And then there was you
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- 23,654
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- 10/10
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15 Feb 2026
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”…..Visi, you may wanna move back a bit.”
Flambae suddenly comments casually, gaining a confused noise from the woman sitting beside him.
”He looks like he’s about five seconds from puking.”
”What the hell do you—-”
Needless to say, that sick feeling was not just his nerves spiraling as Robert collapses to the ground, throwing up whatever he’d managed to eat from his meal, and probably whatever was left from the drinks and the ramen cup from earlier today.
”Ew, what the hell Robert?! You clearly aren’t fine!”
Visi sounds a little panicked now and he could feel couple others check on him too, with Malevola offering him a napkin to wipe his face. Punch Up was crouched beside him - perhaps not necessary with how short he was but anyway - asking if he needed to go to a hospital or something.
”Bitch got a concussion, don’t need a doctor to spell out the obvious.”
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The one where Robert feels too guilty over his fight with Flambae to admit he is Mecha Man, then things get complicated when he catches Feelings/Flambae starts to act as his totally-not-a-bf-caretaker. Robert POV first, then Chad for the final 2 flashing through the fic in his POV.Series
- Part 1 of The Name Is A Trap!
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- 125,087
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- 13/13
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15 Feb 2026
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11 Feb 2026
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**~COMPLETED~**
Robby and Dennis have been doing really good at keeping their relationship at work a secret. That is... until Dennis gets rushed into the ED after being hit by a drunk driver.
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- Part 3 of I'll Crawl Home To Him
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by GreenBat
10 Feb 2026
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Your eyes aren't rivers there to weep, But a place for crows to rest their feet by leo_na
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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By the time Dennis Whitaker had finished his rotations, graduated, miraculously matched into the Pitt, and become an actual doctor, he thought he had gotten the hang of the ER department. So of course the universe had to punish him for such foolish thinking.
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How Whitaker pulled his boss by being traumatized and the moments it entailed
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- Part 1 of Wait and Hope
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by GreenBat
04 Feb 2026
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Robert's want to keep Beef safe and his injuries keep him from going back to field work. Not that it works as another villain uses Beef against Robert, but he was safe at the end of the day. Then the next day, Beef is no longer just a cute little chihuahua-corgi, but a cute kid instead?
He hardly knows how to care for himself and now he has to care for a whole ass human child too? Luckily, he knows someone who has some experience with dealing with a kid.
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- Part 1 of Puppy Dog Days
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23 Jan 2026
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Unbound Love by justaShyFly
Fandoms: Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
04 Jun 2025
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They say no soul was truly without partner. Well whoever 'they' were, they didn't know Bowser. He'd searched for so long...The only person he'd ever even felt a tiny connection was Peaches, but now that she has Mario, it's hard to ignore the possibility that maybe he was destined to remain unbound. To the koopa king's surprise, he finds solace in a certain green plumber. Turns out they had a lot more in common than he'd ever thought possible.
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- 23/23
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11 Jan 2026
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Cooking Mama (Luigi)! by Little_RedHots_Riding_Hood
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
03 Aug 2023
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Luigi was having a perfectly peaceful stroll through the Toad Market - the sun was shining, he'd just found a lovely handmade blanket, and was on his way to the bakery before heading back to his and Mario's home.
Only... what was that sniffling noise from that dark, scary alleyway?
Of all the creatures he was expecting to find, the littlest prince of the Koopa Kingdom certainly wasn't it.
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- Part 1 of Cooking Mama Luigi
- Language:
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- 82,915
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- 26/26
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- 3,214
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04 Jan 2026
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Money is tight, so Robert does what he knows best - scrounging. Sometimes, scrounging involves sending pictures of your dick to a sugar daddy on a weird app so you can pay rent and buy a mattress. Sometimes, it involves finding out your sugar daddy is your coworker and you’re in love with him.
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- Part 1 of the ‘want want want’ universe
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- 58,283
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- 11/11
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- 408
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Bookmarked by GreenBat
29 Dec 2025
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Robert raised a brow.
“Damn,” He commented, shaking his head. “That dick would have to be life-changing for me to cook you breakfast after the first night together.”
Flambae gave him a considering glance. “Can you even cook?”
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Bookmarked by GreenBat
17 Dec 2025
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Robert wasn't the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. He was more of the lock your heart away in a steel box and dump it in the ocean type of guy. Which is exactly why he's so upset that his tail won't stop wagging Everytime Flambae talks to him.
Or: Robert gets temporarily cursed with dog traits on his way to work and is trying desperately to hide his feelings for a certain hothead.
Bookmarked by GreenBat
13 Dec 2025