Green_Falcon
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Operation: Pants-Down (For Science) by Green_Falcon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2025
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Padma is convinced Potter is hiding an academically dangerous object in his pants. Naturally, this requires observation, analysis, and possibly removing said pants. For science. Harry, unfortunately, has no idea why a Ravenclaw girl is stalking him with charts, quills, and alarming confidence.
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When Daphne figures out Astoria’s secret involvement with Harry Potter’s group, she decides it’s time to have a “friendly” talk with the Golden Boy for the safe of her sister.
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For Harry dating Daphne was supposed to be a calm, elegant affair — maybe the occasional Hogsmeade date, a stolen kiss in the library. Instead, Harry is in a romantic relationship with a girlfriend whose idea of affection might violate at least three Ministry regulations.
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Harry thought Voldemort was his biggest problem. Then he realized surviving a harem involuntary of half-animal witches with no sense of boundaries might be even harder.
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Daphne Greengrass didn’t know the diary she bought held a piece of Voldemort’s soul. Tom Riddle didn’t know second-year girls could be so terrifying.
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Harry asks the absolute wrong person to the Yule Ball and it spirals out of control.
THIS IS A CRACK IT IS NOT ACTUALLY BAD
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10 Oct 2025
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Sometimes parents can be as difficult as girlfriends or pets. Summer before sixth year.
Series
- Part 3 of Ripping off Green_Falcon
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18 Aug 2025
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A continuation of my previous work Witches Make No Damn Sense. It's half the length but only year five.
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- Part 2 of Ripping off Green_Falcon
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20 Jun 2025
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Basically The Fluffy Menace by Green_Falcon but longer. Part animal witches are very interested in Harry, and he has no idea why. Or whether he really wants to escape them or not.
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- Part 1 of Ripping off Green_Falcon
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12 May 2025
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Daphne Greengrass has a sudden, promising career in ‘predicting’ a person’s future partner. But how, why, and for what?
One-shot.
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02 May 2025