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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom: True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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And that’s how Roman finds out for sure: orgasm denial is hot.
It’s fucking annoying, and awful, and probably violates the Geneva conventions, and he should sue Gerri for emotional distress of the dick, yeah. But also: it’s hot.
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10 Dec 2025
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“Have you ever read She Comes First?” she leans in to murmur. “I’ve gifted a copy to a few men I’ve been with. Their performance always improved dramatically after reading it.”
Roman’s eyes go wide. “Your pussy has a required reading list? Like a fucking… existential philosophy class? Jesus.” He sips his drink. “If I decide to read it, should I write you a book report, or is it more of an oral examination kind of thing?”
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06 Dec 2025
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He’s never lived in a place that shares a floor with neighbors, always had a fucking penthouse, but this place shares a small hallway with two other units and the idea of that is so nauseating and claustrophobic that he has to smother it all under five hours of drinking before he can bring himself to sign the papers...
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05 Dec 2025
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Gerri married Laurie a month after they got back from Italy. Apparently everybody but Roman knew it was happening. And maybe he was just too distracted by his whole future exploding to notice a card getting handed around the office? Maybe there wasn’t actually a conspiracy to keep her wedding secret from him because she thought he was an unpredictable pervert she never even liked who might show up to the church to bang on the windows, who knew?
Roman knew.
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- Part 1 of Raise A Glass
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02 Dec 2025
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No one had ever held Roman in such a way, and here he was, watching the two weirdo peripheral members of the family find solace in one another.
God. How fucking desolate, how cold, how fucked up was the Roy family, exactly, that the only source of genuine, intimate warmth that Roman had witnessed… was between his weird cousin and his fucking brother-in-law?
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Post season 3. During Connor's engagement party, Roman is sent on a quest to rummage through Greg's hotel room to find out if he was the mole that sold them out to Logan. While there, Greg returns home early with Tom in tow, and Roman, hiding in a cleaning closet, is forced to witness the full, deranged spectrum of Tom and Greg's relationship over the span of about an hour.- Language:
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02 Dec 2025