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    "What could Hollander possibly need with Boston social media lady?” Rozanov asked.

    “Shane’s in love with her,” Hayden said.

    Rozanov’s face did something very weird.

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    Or: after becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.

    Problem is, the only person he can find is Ilya Rozanov, and Rozanov is being a real dick about the whole thing.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    When Lindsay, the team operations manager, had pulled them into a meeting to discuss the rooming arrangements for the season, he’d been expecting Shane to get flustered, and turn bright red, and stammer out something like we wouldn’t want to make anyone on the team uncomfortable. Ilya, in fact, had just opened his mouth to say as much to her, but Shane beat him to the punch.

    “If it can be arranged and doesn’t throw off anything, that’d be great,” Shane said.

    Ilya gaped at him. “You want to room together?”

    Shane just looked baffled. “What do you mean? We’re married. Of course we’re rooming together.”

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    Or: Shane says he wants to room with Ilya on the road. He tells the team he wants to room with Ilya on the road. He tells Ilya he wants to room together on the road. But Tanner Dillion is an idiot, and now Ilya can't stop thinking what if Shane gets sick of me?

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    28 Sep 2026

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    All told he got into a couple scraps a year, but nothing to write home about – he didn’t instigate, he didn’t go too far. He kept his head level and focused on what it needed to be focused on: winning the game. Sure, one time he almost punched Scott Hunter’s lights out after a game, but whatever – he was emotionally compromised then, sue him. Mostly everyone assumed that was a weird blip and let it go, and he and Scott maintained enough professional friendliness at league events that everyone figured it wasn’t personal, which it wasn’t.

    All of that to say that the more and more the media went on about Hockey’s Golden Boy, the more people forgot that Shane was, at the end of the day, just like any other professional hockey player. He knew how to throw a fucking punch. He just chose not to, most times, for strategic reasons.

    It became apparent that people had forgotten this very key fact almost immediately after he joined the Centaurs.

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    Or: Shane Hollander: full-time lover, part-time fighter.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Inspired by all these Shane Hollander gets subdrop after the Vegas scene fics.
    Where Shane leaves Ilya's room feeling incredibly self-destructive and Ilya pulls him out of it.

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    Shane's autism, being properly drunk for the first time, and going into subdrop make for an insanely whumpy combination.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “How’s your head, baby?” Shane asks, his voice soft and steady despite the lingering fear.

    “I have never had any complaints.”

    “Jesus Christ,” Shane sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose between his finger and thumb. He’s smiling behind his hand, though. The relief in his body is still a palpable thing.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Hayden hangs out in Shane's hospital room after his accident. He expects pain meds, worry, and maybe a lecture from a doctor. What he does not expect is Shane’s very secret, very real relationship with their biggest rival spilling out under the influence of morphine.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That doesn't mean he can't. In fact, when lines are crossed during the first game Shane plays against his former team since becoming a Centaur, people are about to learn it means exactly the opposite.

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    My version of a crack fic, brought to you by whoever it was that mentioned they thought Yuna would have put Shane in Martial Arts as a kid, and that’s the reason he doesn’t fight.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Ilya tells him that a lot of the other things people or reporters ask are social media things from ‘chronically online’ people. Though he doesn't know what half of it means either, which makes Shane feel better. Shane is the opposite of chronically online. Chronically offline. Farah runs his official twitter which he never, ever logs into. He tried once, saw a hockey take that enraged him so much that he logged out and told Farah to change the password and never tell him. Then he had an hour-long date with his punching bag. Farah mostly runs his official instagram too, but he does occasionally log in himself to post pictures of him and Ilya now that he can do that. He’ll scroll through and like the backlog of all his friends' posts and then log out for another month. He never watches any of the reels that the rookies send him. Shane will die before he gets TikTok.

     

    Shane, Ilya, Scott and Troy are all invited to give an interview on their experiences as queer men in hockey. This is obviously Shane's favourite use of his time.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    @ottawacentaurs
    Shane Hollander ranks hockey players; number five will surprise you!

    “Who’s the third?” Shane asked with seemingly genuine confusion.
    “What?”
    “The third player.” Shane clarified, “In the big three of active players? I mean it’s me and Ilya, right?”
    Amelia nodded mutely whilst Luca Haas, who had been asked the question, stared at Shane with wide eyes.
    “So, who’s the third?” Shane’s face took on a contemplative look.
    “Scott Hunter?” Amelia said with confusion.
    “Hunter?” Shane looked surprised. “Why?”
    Across the room Roz let out a bark of laughter.

    Russian translation available

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    28 Sep 2026

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    "Funny I am being accused of cheating at hockey by someone known for cheating on his wife"
    After Shane officially leaves the Metros, Commeau goes on record to accuse him of throwing the last playoff game against Ottawa. Shane discovers Twitter and an ability to chirp.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    When Shane reads some bad tweets from his ex teammates, he decides to show the world that he has nothing to hide.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a trans guy, an uptight honor student, and a virgin who’s just trying to get through his senior year of high school.

    Enter irresistibly attractive junior ice hockey player Ilya Rozanov who’ll be billeting with his family for the year and seems hellbent on dismantling everything Shane ever thought he knew about his sexuality.

    Some bad decisions may or may not be made along the way.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “How are you?” Ilya checks in, hand absently rubbing soothing circles on Shane’s stomach.

    “Mngh,” Shane says, hoping that will suffice.

    Ilya chuckles. “Words, Shane,” he tells him gently.

    “Shut up,” Shane says airily. “You did this to me. You wrecked me.”

    A lopsided grin plastered on his face, Ilya agrees, “Yes, I did.”

    Or: Before their two blissful weeks together are up, Shane and Ilya tacitly agree to have sex on every available surface of the cottage.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “Oh my god, Hollander,” Ilya chuckles. “Of course you are type of person who does… what is word? Sex research.”

    Shane damn near throws his phone at him in sheer affrontedness and embarrassment. “Shut. The. Fuck. Up.”

    “Well…” Ilya drawls with a matching hand gesture and his most intense bedroom eyes yet. “Do you want to put in to practice or not?”

    Or: With a whole night to themselves instead of the usual hour or two, Shane starts feeling adventurous and Ilya is only all too willing to indulge him.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Cliff would probably remember if he was there when Ilya met a woman so earth-shattering that he would chase after her for nearly a decade. Probably. Cliff thinks he would probably notice something as life-altering as a meeting like that. Who on earth is this woman and how did they find each other? Did Cliff watch Ilya’s life change before his eyes and not even realize what was happening?

     

    In the fall of 2017, Cliff Marlow notices evidence of Jane all over Ilya’s apartment. He decides to investigate.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.

     

    Read up to part 5

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    27 Sep 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads

    [Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!

    or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

     

    Read up to part 6

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