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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Gale shifts in a way that looks like an attempt at a shrug, but then makes another alarmed noise when the vines shift around him in response.

    “Fuck,” says Astarion, and then “Fuck,” and then, “Well. Let’s just try, and then. Ah. If it doesn’t work… we’ll try something else.”

    He pulls out his dagger, and Gale makes another little abortive noise. Oh, he supposes it is rather large, isn’t it. All the better to stab people. Less useful for precision Gale extraction.

    “Look, it’s this or an even bigger knife,” Astarion says, with only the faintest sliver of contrition. He sighs. “You know I know my way around a blade, Gale. You’re just going to have to trust me.”

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Snapshots through the game as Gale and Astarion slowly stumble into love with each other.

    AKA: The prequel fic to my inevitable smut character study fic that we all know I'm gonna get roped into.

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    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Banished from Tav’s good graces for being insufferable, Gale and Astarion drown their sorrows, play dress-up, and discover that maybe they weren’t competing for Tav's heart so much as auditioning for each other’s. Left unsupervised, they discover that silence really is golden, lace really does flatter everyone, and love really can be this stupid.

    Reasonably Canon-Compliant for Act 2 - as usual, I bend some spellcasting rules.

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    09 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Just a bit of fun, he’d purred. You said you were curious about how I hunt. Why don’t I show you? Why don’t you be my prey?

    Gale had agreed so readily, had practically begged for it as he climbed into Astarion’s lap to lick the wine from his lips and offer his throat in return.

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Gale is on vacation with his husband when he meets someone...

    Warnings: This will look like coercion and rape. This is roleplay. Yup, I know it's been done before in various forms; the more the merrier, says I (Tara says "Dear gods, no. I'm going to visit mother."). I listened to a song and these two didn't stop nagging. So here you go. Some lines from Ascended Astarion romance and other romance.

    Title from song "Animals" by Maroon 5.

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    08 Jan 2026