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Count the Ways: Romance for Dummies by Humanities_Handbag for FearlessFreep
Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies)
31 Jan 2026
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“I made a list!” Nick announced, marching into Fuzzby’s office first thing Monday morning and slapping it onto her desk.
Fuzzby looked down, brow raised. “Reasons why I don’t love Judy Hopps?” She scanned the list. “Number fifteen is her eyes?”
“They’re terrible!” he declared. “They keep me up at night with how awful they are!”
“Uh huh.” She scanned back up. “Number two, you wrote; ambition.”
“Don’t get me started. She’s too passionate!”
Fuzzby flipped through the list again from number one (kindness) all the way down to number forty-seven (her soft ears). She looked up at Nick, unimpressed. “You do realize that this does the opposite of proving your point, right?”
Or: Nick pines over his best friend, accidentally writes love letters, and gets read to absolute filth by his therapist.
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“Hey, Munson?”
Eddie turned and Steve was there, in his space, leaning forward until Eddie was pressed back into the kitchen island.
He could smell Steve’s cologne, could see the moles and freckles across his face, could taste the air around him, like honey and butter and frosting. And then Steve reached out and pressed his fingers to Eddie’s chest, drawing back just as quickly, leaving Eddie’s skin warm and tingling.
He’d also left something else on Eddie’s shirt.
He barely registered what had happened until he was sitting back down, and Dustin's eyes were on him along with the rest of the kids.
"No fair!" Dustin pointed, scowling at Eddie's shirt. "How come you got that one!"
"Uh," said Eddie and looked down.
I Did an Amooooozing Job Today! said a cow in a cowboy hat.
or: Eddie Munson was doing his best to push down his absolutely tragic crush on Steve Harrington. He'd been doing a pretty good job of it, too.
And then Steve brought out the goddamn stickers.
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- Part 6 of Into The Steddieverse
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Find Me a Find (Catch Me a Catch) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2023
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Eddie fawns over Steve from a hospital bed, Steve has a Grade-A crush, and Wayne is wondering if there's a way to ask someone to be your son-in-law without making it weird.
Or: Wayne decides that playing matchmaker between a band nerd and a royal jock might not be the most glamorous job, but someone's got to do it.
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- Part 4 of Into The Steddieverse
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Refinancing Your Mortgage For Dummies (or: How To Fall In Love Like An Idiot) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jan 2023
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Eddie and Steve have been together for twenty plus years and married for one.
No one told Eddie.
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- Part 5 of Into The Steddieverse
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The Four Stages of Trauma Recovery, as told by Dr. A Burdett by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
23 Jan 2022
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Tom and Maddie Wachowski were, by far, the most puzzling clients Dr. Alice Burdett ever had. One was a police officer. The other a vet. They were a loving couple living a modest life a few towns over in Green Hills. A town that had recently stopped giving out information to anyone beyond its borders.
And they'd come in to discuss their son.
They didn't give her a name. They didn't tell her what he looked like. Only that he needed help.
Dr. Alice Burdett had been a therapist long enough to identify trauma. And their child was absolutely, totally, and significantly traumatized. And she could work with that.
"Right," she said, clicking her pen, watching the helpless parents over her notebook. "Let's start at the beginning."
(rated T for language)
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- Part 6 of Family Loading... Please Wait
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Family Loading... Please Wait by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
24 Jan 2022
- Words:
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Into The Steddieverse by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 92,538
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
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mean grinch, blue grinch, nice grinch, new grinch by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom The Grinch (2018)
21 Mar 2019
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A series exploring the Grinch as he adjusts to society, deals with trauma, accidentally adopts a family, makes spare keys, and wears many, many, many awful ties.
- Words:
- 38,008
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
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Darkwing Duck Drabbles by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
27 May 2019
- Words:
- 9,692
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Paige has never seen Wile E. growl before.
Or, when Kevin and Paige get into a car accident because of ACME’s meddling, Wile E. gets a little protective.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
13 Sep 2026
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Creature Comforts by hardheadipus_vulgarius
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
13 Sep 2026
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Maybe now that the trial and excitement is over Wile E. might actually get some sleep. It’s a long way back to Albuquerque, after all.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
13 Sep 2026
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weird birds. by cheeserollcall
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
10 Sep 2026
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Maybe nobody told Sisyphus' boulder that this was all a huge misunderstanding.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
11 Sep 2026
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Terms and Conditions by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
11 Sep 2026
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"Wait." Kevin's voice climbed half an octave. "If you swore not to talk until you caught the Road Runner, and you're talking now... I thought things were going well between you two!" He took a half-step back, eyes flicking past Coyote to the blue feather lying on the ground. He swallowed hard. He really, really hoped he wasn't looking at a murder scene. "Coyote. I don't do defense cases for cartoon manslaughter!"
Or - Kevin learns that Coyote can talk.
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- Part 3 of #77yearoldsituationship
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
11 Sep 2026
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One Must Imagine the Coyote Happy by OrganizedPandemonium
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
10 Sep 2026
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After the events of Coyote vs. Acme, Wiley and Paige keep in touch.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
11 Sep 2026