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It's a Birth Defect, Honest by widdlewed
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
20 Mar 2019
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A certain thief on a hunt for a certain Gem stumbles across a child whose eyes glow red under the moonlight.
Suddenly Kaito is unsure if he's been in search of a jewel at all, and not a large detective who's been shrunk into a tiny one. After all, how can someone claim glowing red eyes is a 'birth defect'and expect everyone to just accept it?
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It's a Birth Defect, Honest by widdlewed
A certain thief on a hunt for a certain Gem stumbles across a child whose eyes glow red under the moonlight.
Suddenly Kaito is unsure if he's been in search of a jewel at all, and not a large detective who's been shrunk into a tiny one. After all, how can someone claim glowing red eyes is a 'birth defect'and expect everyone to just accept it?
The Pandora Gem was meant to be a stupid rock, not a whole damn child.
Kid meets a tiny child whose eyes glow red under the moonlight, Haibara is confused at the difference between her cells and Kudo's seemingly healthy ones, Kaito encounters a number of poorly supervised kids (who he has to prevent from investigating a dead body), Kid repeatedly gets into sus situations with a small child, Kaito is just wondering where the adult supervision is, Conan's blood rewinds back into his body, and an attempt at breaking and entering goes awry.
[“First you molest me,” Conan dryly spoke, “and then you take pictures of me? Kaito Kid, are you a thief or someone who needs to be listed on the sex offender registry?”
“I’m mildly impressed and alarmed you know such a thing exists,” Kaito shot back. “First of all, rude. Second of all, this is for scientific purposes only. I’m interested in your glowing eyes.”]
[“I do not care how talented you are. I do now care how intelligent you are, how many times you’ve dealt with this sort of thing, how many cases you’ve solved. As long as I am here, you will not be going near that dead body.”
Hakuba opened his mouth, closed it, and then sat down stiffy.
“You’re mean,” Ayumi snapped out as she crossed her arms over her chest, slumping back in her chair. “Why should we listen to you?”
“Ayumi-chan,” Haibara’s voice cut in, voice baring the tiniest of tremors, “apologize right now. All of you apologize, even you Edogawa-kun, and then thank Kuroba-kun for his kindness.”]
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everyone bleeds red by yuribalisms
Fandom 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
29 Jun 2025
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The line between a demon and a slayer is more blurred than anyone would like to admit, and sometimes, there is no right or wrong.
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29 Jul 2022
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everyone bleeds red by DragonsAndCryptids
The line between a demon and a slayer is more blurred than anyone would like to admit, and sometimes, there is no right or wrong.
Demonswap!AU.
1. sparks
Kyojuro's been training Senjuro in his miniscule spare time, so the shitty corps decides to sent the ten year old to the Final Selection - either he'd prove to be worth to time and effort, or he'd be rid of.[“It’s alright,” Tamayo coaxed gently. “He’s a murderer. He’s a monster the world is better off without. He’ll serve a purpose now, he’ll keep Senjuro fed. You don’t want Senjuro to go hungry, now do you, Kyojuro?”
Kyojuro managed a tiny shake of his head.
Senjuro. Senjuro. It’s all for Senjuro.]
2. foundation stones
Gyomei was an unusual demon living with his ragtag pack of orphans in an abandoned temple. He never seemed to have any interest in feeding, until the corps came and slaughtered all his kids but Sayo.[He still couldn’t stop his jaw from moving, or lift his head from the quickly cooling corpse. Nothing he had ever eaten had tasted like this before. Nothing had ever felt so filling in his stomach.
He could only eat, and eat, and eat, and eat.
Sayo ran.
And he devoured.]
3. flower in a vase of venom
The Kibutsuji's demon slayer corps is very sexist and shitty.3. warmed cages
The female snake demon is a massive bitch, and Iguro has lived in a cage his whole life.4. the way to a woman's heart
Mitsui makes some demon friends who bring food to get to eat. Her mom tries to help, but turns out demon slayers are assholes.5. a different melody
Shinobi suck, Tengen gets force-fed some blood, and his wives are kunoichi who wanted to leave that life.6. your mother's son
Sanemi kills dickheads to feed his mom so that she doesn't have to, demon slayers are once again assholes, and man becomes quite a successful demon slayer slayer.7. home
Sanemi gets seduced by Mitsuri and her spouses.8. shadow of sunlight
Nothing the Kamado family did would ever have been good enough for the corps, because of their demonic roots. Big sis Nezuko avenges her fam tho. -
broken still you breathe (breathe, breathe, just breathe) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 May 2022
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“He’s not coming,” Luther says impatiently. “Let's just get this over with.”
“Who’s not coming?”
The voice sounds behind them suddenly, and all of them startle and whip around in synchronization.
“Klaus,” Luther hears himself say distantly. “You’re…here.”
Four tilts his head, bringing his hand to his lips and inhaling deeply around the cigarette dangling between his fingers. When he exhales, the smoke curls around his head like a halo before drifting into the air.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve gotten here sooner,” Four says around the cigarette. “But I just really didn’t want to.”
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Number Four shows up to the funeral three hours late with an iced latte in one hand and a cigarette dangling from the other.
Or; Klaus fled the Academy the day they turned eighteen. He never looked back.
Ten years later, their father dies.
Number Four returns.And none of them quite know what to do with this new version of their black sheep brother.
AKA: Klaus single-handedly stops the apocalypse. It really wasn't that hard, so if everyone could stop looking at him like that, that would be great, thanks.
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broken still you breathe (breathe, breathe, just breathe) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
“He’s not coming,” Luther says impatiently. “Let's just get this over with.”
“Who’s not coming?”
The voice sounds behind them suddenly, and all of them startle and whip around in synchronization.
“Klaus,” Luther hears himself say distantly. “You’re…here.”
Four tilts his head, bringing his hand to his lips and inhaling deeply around the cigarette dangling between his fingers. When he exhales, the smoke curls around his head like a halo before drifting into the air.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve gotten here sooner,” Four says around the cigarette. “But I just really didn’t want to.”
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Number Four shows up to the funeral three hours late with an iced latte in one hand and a cigarette dangling from the other.
Or; Klaus fled the Academy the day they turned eighteen. He never looked back.
Ten years later, their father dies.
Number Four returns.And none of them quite know what to do with this new version of their black sheep brother.
AKA: Klaus single-handedly stops the apocalypse. It really wasn't that hard, so if everyone could stop looking at him like that, that would be great, thanks.
In which Klaus (and Ben) is somehow the most well-adjusted sibling, and he bullies his siblings into having positive sibling interactions.
[“Don’t be a dick, Di,” Four says with that same lazy sort of smile. There’s a sharper edge to it now, though, and it unsettles Luther thoroughly. “Don’t lash out at others because you’re about as emotionally competent as a slug. Van might not want to bite back. I will.”]
[“It was our anniversary,” he eventually whispers, voice quiet and pitiful. “And I forgot. How could I forget, Dave?”
“It ain’t the first time,” Dave soothes. “And it probably ain’t gonna be the last. If shitty memory was a dealbreaker, Hargreeves, you’d’a been out a husband years ago.” ]
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Damian was not the sort of boy to mince words; perhaps he could get back to the Manor without alerting Drake to his compromised condition.
It would be an exercise in espionage, he decided.
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Truth Serum ft. Damian Wayne
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10 Nov 2022
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Hot Dog, French Fries by eggmacguffin
Damian was not the sort of boy to mince words; perhaps he could get back to the Manor without alerting Drake to his compromised condition.
It would be an exercise in espionage, he decided.
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Truth Serum ft. Damian Wayne
Damian is hit with some psychic truth juice. Tim doesn't realise something's wrong at first, but once he does he is a good big brother.
Also, little Damian being swamped in Batman's cowl is an adorable image.
[Damian waited for Drake to start in, to lord this pathetic little display over him. But the seconds ticked by into steady silence. Why hadn’t he said something? Anything? Damian cracked his eyelids to see him standing there, loose-limbed and as not-angry with Damian as he’d ever been.
When their eyes met, he cocked his head at Damian in a way that was almost friendly. “Well, that’s good to hear. You tired?”
Not trusting his words to obey him, Damian nodded, and found he was.
“Me too. Wanna go home?”
Damian nodded again, closing his eyes. “I would rather die than go back to the league." The admission slipped out before he could bite his tongue.
“Then we’ll go to the manor. It’s closer anyway.”]
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01 Nov 2022
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Red Robin Hood by candlebreak
The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
1. Red Robin Hood
Jason takes Tiny Tim to torture, Steph gets captured by Sionis for round 2 but gets nabbed by Hood instead, operation Reverse Stockholm Jason is a-go, Superman is somehow the emotionally competent adult, and who knows what the end goal of the Robin kidnappings is? Certainly not Jason!