IsThatAFuckingCactus
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- Original Work (3)
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Justice — The Box Of Pandora (To My Daughter, Forever Beloved) by IsThatAFuckingCactus
Fandoms: Original Work
06 Oct 2026
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Once Upon A Time
A Story Began.
A Story
That Was Never Meant To End.For Once Upon A Time
Two Goddesses Were Born.
Born From The Spark
Born From The Void.Born As Sisters
They Were Cursed To Never Touch.
But Forever Their Love
Would Reach Their Hearts.Gaïa Was Order
While Khaos Was Entropy.
Two Concepts
That Were Never Meant To Be.But From That Balance
Life Was Born.
A Life So Beautiful
It Could Spark War.A War From Envy
That Didn't Come From Two.
But A Third
That They Never Knew.Born From The Nothingness
That The Others Never Felt.
It Felt Rejected
And Hatred It Felt.War Was Terrible
War Was Done.
And The Box Of Pandora
Could Never Come Undone.The Wrong Was Done
Victory Was Bitter.
For The Price Of Life
Had Been One Of the Two Sisters.Gaïa Had Fallen
Sisters Fell To One.
A Love Continued
Through The Struggle Of One.Heed My Warnings
You Who Hear Me.
For The Box Of Pandora
Will Again Come To Be.
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Or : The story of a child saving the World.Series
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For a More Human World — Eternity as Humanity's Death? by IsThatAFuckingCactus
Fandoms: Original Work
10 Sep 2026
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College is restarting soon. I'm tired. Wrote something.
Or : What I believe it is to "be human".
(And yes, Osamu Dazai, you are indeed human, just a very shitty one.)If I were to condense what I wrote, I would phrase it as : Humanity is not defined by what it has become, but by its capacity to become.
And consequently : A more Human World is not one in which humanity has finally achieved perfection, but one in which humanity remains capable of striving toward whatever it believes perfection to be.
Also : It's essentially most of the philosophy behind my original story. There's more, but I don't feel like posting that.
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Justice(?) — Pandora’s Paradox (To You, Who Never Were) by IsThatAFuckingCactus
Fandoms: Original Work
20 Jun 2026
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Once Upon A Time
A Story Began.
A Story
That Was Never Meant To End.For Once Upon A Time
A Goddess Was Born.
Born During Wartime
She Was Cursed To Always Mourn.Born As A Child
And Yet The Strongest Still.
Forever As A Child
Her Heart Was Forged In Steel.Still Was Her Heart
As It Never Beat Again.
Young She Fell Apart
Dirtied By The Blood Of Men.Restarting As Always
A Story Began.
A Story
That Was Never Meant To End.Mourning The Light
She Was Cursed To Never Touch.
She Searched For The Might
That Promised Too Much.Restarting The Cycle
Again and again and again.
Praying For A Miracle
As Merely A Human.Heed My Warnings
You Who Hear Me.
For The Box Of Pandora
Will Now Come To Be.—
Oh Beloved Child
Hear The Cries Of My Mourning.
The Pleas Of Sorrow
That I Repeat Till Morning.
Wishing To Hear, Your Wet Cry.
—Or : The Story Of A Child That Never Was.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 13
Recent series
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Justice — La Boîte De Pandore (À Toi, Qui Lis Cette Histoire) by IsThatAFuckingCactus
Fandom Original Work
06 Oct 2026
- Words:
- 232,251
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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Noelle was dead so what the hell was she doing in Naruto as the main character’s female counterpart?!
She will have no part of it.
She’s no savior, no hero, not dependable, and not sticking around.
Unfortunately it seems like everyone is hell bent on her following the shinobi path.
Author’s Note: Trying to update a few chapters every fri., sat., or sun. But I write this on the bus and sometimes will not write if someone is sitting behind me because I feel judged…so amount of chapter updates a week will vary depending on how many chapters I have stored on my google docs…
Series
- Part 1 of The World of Contradictions
Bookmarked by IsThatAFuckingCactus
11 Sep 2026
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Spiders Stick Together by totalsimp4you
Fandom Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Sep 2026
- Words:
- 102,388
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 250
Bookmarked by IsThatAFuckingCactus
06 Sep 2026
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Originally posted on FFN in 2014
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,463
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 183
- Kudos:
- 5,315
- Bookmarks:
- 1,543
- Hits:
- 58,210
Bookmarked by IsThatAFuckingCactus
18 Aug 2026
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Itachi Of Slaughterhouse_Losers! by James_Pratyush
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Killer Chat! (Visual Novel), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga)
02 Aug 2026
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Where Ronin gets another headache and Misaki gets an assassin-buddy (among other things)
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What if Itachi(Vermy) joined Slaughterhouse_Losers?
(An offshoot sequel to IOHF)
Series
- Part 4 of Itachi of Hoshino Family! AU!
Bookmarked by IsThatAFuckingCactus
26 Jul 2026
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After the end of the war, no one at Fairy Tail is quite sure what the status of Mavis’ relationship with a certain Black Wizard really is. After one particular set of rumours begin to spread, the guild collectively decide that no man who would ‘break her heart’ is above the family’s wrath …even if he is the current Emperor of Alvarez.
To the end of righting this apparently terrible wrong against their First Master, they devise a typically Fairy Tail plan involving plenty of chaos, some of Gajeel’s terrible singing, and… surprisingly little destruction.
Bookmarked by IsThatAFuckingCactus
24 Jul 2026