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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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10 Jul 2026
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Voldemort intended the object to be used by his most loyal follower in the event that his horcruxes were destroyed, but it ended up in Hermione’s possession instead.
It sent her back to a time when he was much less the monster that she’d always known him to be. Nothing could have prepared her for the intelligence and charm of Tom Riddle.
He isn’t who she thought he was.
Hermione discovers that it’s a dark descent into the madness of the man she should hate, but can’t… a descent she will never emerge from.
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- Part 1 of Severed Souls Saga
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12 Dec 2025
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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16 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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15 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger is in a bit of a rut. Her job at the Ministry is...fine. Her life is fine.
Well, it'd be a lot more fine if a certain, infuriating blonde would just stay out of her hair...
That would make her life better...right?
Written for the Deformis Occursum "Meet Ugly" fic challenge.
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09 Jul 2025