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Blitz recalls a time where a noisy neighbor was something to complain about. These days, he can’t wait to get home so he can listen to the latest soundtrack of Stolas’ life through the thin walls of their shitty apartment.
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Blitzo thought he could make it through Fizz’s last year of high school by bumming off his dad’s generosity until he could find a decent apartment in some new Ring, but his step brother was set on making his life a horny living hell. It wasn’t his fault that Fizz was so sexy now. He’d always thought that he was cute, but-! But now that they shared a room, had called each other brothers for the better part of three years, both of their bodies changing, growing… well, it made the whole ‘crush’ thing a lot more complicated didn’t it? Fizz, on the other hand, thought it was all pretty simple, and he wasn’t afraid to show Blitzo just how easy it could be.
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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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The whole isolation and sensory deprivation thing doesn't really work for Fizz, on principle. He's a social creature, one that needs attention and praise, and this type of kinky shit is not what gets him off… which is exactly why Ozzie chooses them as a way to punish him.
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It started out mostly innocent.
A few stolen kisses, turned into heated makeout sessions where one of them would pull away from the other like this was all just some big accident or mistake.
Which it definitely wasn't.
It snowballed into sex, obviously.
Well… if you could really call it that. It was more like, whatever Fizz decided would count as sex that day.
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Fizz tops Blitz as a means of payback for years of unresolved bullshit. They're obsessed w each other.
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A Chronological Restrospective of the FizzBot Line of Products by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Dec 2025
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Blitzo suffers after the fire, haunted by his past and his best friend’s face around every corner of Hell. He sells his body, in more ways than one. Finds love he doesn’t believe he deserves along the way.
Fizz sells out. He suffers too, of course. He sells his body, literally, packaged in every way possible. Finds love he isn’t ready for along the way.
The chronological story of Blitzø and Fizzarolli, throughout the years after the fire and their relationships outside of each other until they finally find each other again.
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I see right through you, Blitzy! by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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It's the hairbrush masturbation fic with special guest Blitzø!
Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
14 Aug 2026
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Blitzø feels like a creep for fucking someone half his age. Doesn't mean he's gonna stop though.
It's an uno reverso of my last age gap fic!
Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
06 Aug 2026
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I know why the caged bird sings by HelluvaBoink for Kurolf
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Jul 2026
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Attic wife? No, basement wife!
In which Stolas is tied up and brutalized for a weekend (and loves every second of it).
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25 Jul 2026
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Stolas is depressed. Blitz won't let his boyfriend ride it out alone.
Stolas knows love won't fix his depression. Blitz teaches him that it doesn't have to.
Sometimes love can be the lighthouse guiding you through the storm. It can't change the weather, but it can call you home.
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- Part 6 of Same Game, New Rules
Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
09 Jul 2026
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Fizz doesn’t like it. All of a sudden, his best friend is busy all the time, skipping practice and disappearing during the time he normally spends with Fizz. All of a sudden, Blitzo has changed, like he’s grown four inches in a week, smiling all smugly to himself like he’s got some big secret. All of a sudden, Fizz finds himself all alone in his hammock, arranging his blankets into something vaguely imp-shaped. He clings to it in the dark, the scratchy fabric way too flimsy to feel like a body, the faint remnants of Blitzo’s smell his only consolation.
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Blitzo has a girlfriend. Fizz is totally normal about it.
Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
08 Jul 2026