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Blitz gets interrupted by a thirsty owl while trying to plan I.M.P.'s first hit and things sure do happen!
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- Part 2 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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Blitz seduces a Goetic Prince attempting to rob him of a magical book and things sure do happen!
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- Part 1 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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And Maybe Then You Wouldn't Get So Sick of Me by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2025
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Mammon squinted his eyes, a silent judgment passing through them, “Enough playing with the toys, Fizzie. I wanna see these toys playing with you.”
“But, Sir-“
“Nobody buys the toy cause they wanna fuck a fake Fizzie. They buy the toy cause they wanna fuck you.”
Fizz’s gut clenched. Then what did it say about the Sin who commissioned them in the first place?
In which Fizz begins to work closely with Mammon. Very Closely.
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With a Sense of Poisoned Rationality by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Aug 2025
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There was always something that seemed so untouchable about Fizz.
Too delicate. Too finely tuned. Too susceptible to whatever new stains his hands could leave on that little frame.
“Get this thing off me.” Fizz sputtered out like he couldn't breathe, and he probably couldn't.
Blitz hesitated for just a split second.
Was he really asking-?
But those big eyes were looking up at him, and duty called.
Minutes before he walks down the aisle, Fizz asks for help. Blitz can't deny him.
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I see right through you, Blitzy! by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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A Chronological Restrospective of the FizzBot Line of Products by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2025
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“Let me just make sure I’m getting this straight,” Blitzø muttered, taking a long drag from his cigarette as he attempted to gather his post-nut thoughts, exhaling towards the ceiling and watching as the smoke dissipated among the rich velvet curtains above Stolas’ bed. “You want me to fuck you - like fucking fuck you - while you’re, what, snoozing away?”
“Essentially, yes,” Stolas affirmed, keeping his gaze firmly locked on his hands that he had twisted in his lap. “I just - you’re usually open to my suggestions so I just assumed -"
Stolas cut off suddenly, the white of his faceplate pinking as he struggled to find the words. “Of course, I don’t want to pressure you to do anything you’re not comfortable with, Blitzy,” he continued. “Please feel free to disregard -"
“I’m not uncomfortable,” Blitzø interrupted, because he wasn’t, not really.
or pre-"the full moon," blitzø indulges a request.
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17 Sep 2025
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Royal birdie is apparently the type to run his mouth. A lot. And it’s something downright awful—something straight out of a 1970s porno, or one of those fanfiction websites Blitzø definitely did not use to browse as a teenager. Maybe a very cheap bodice ripper. You know, one of those with a big, burly, long-haired incubus painted on the cover in oil pastels; glistening abs on display, glossy windswept mane. You could play the incubus, for him, Blitzø ponders. You could play any messed up little game his mind can conceive—goddamn shapeshifter you are, slyest motherfucker in the land. You’re positively skeevy, aren’t you? You’re a fucking master at this.
The book is still somewhere under the bed.
or: Blitzø does something real fast.
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14 Sep 2025
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Taking things slow is hard
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- Part 1 of Nasty Lil Prompts
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13 Sep 2025
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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26 Aug 2025
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love me, won't you? by alilbabyslut, Spades (bumblingbees) for 69_666_96
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Jul 2025
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“Fuck, Fizz,” is his intelligent retort. That claw on his hip smooths out into a palm, an open-handed squeeze over muscle, and they’re sighing together. It’s tiny and cool, lacking long, beautiful talons, and Blitzø can’t stop comparing the two. He can see it in the mirror when he looks back, and both of their shoulders go lax. He’s fucking up.
It’s hard not to when Stolas feels so cold lately. So foreign. Long gone was the soft lilt of his voice sing-songing his name affectionately. Getting his hands on Blitzø felt less like a priority and more like going through the motions. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t miss the attention, and Fizzarolli makes it so easy to feed on.
or Living with Stolas is getting tense. Luckily, Blitz has Fizzarolli to give him what he needs, and remind him what he really deserves.
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25 Jul 2025