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    Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.

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    In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.

    (Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)

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    10 Aug 2026

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    …as long as I remember who’s wearing the trousers.

    Anyone can, of course, break cyclical habits. Stop chasing the unavailable, the all consuming high. But you have to want it. You have to commit to it. Otherwise…

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    29 Jul 2026

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    “You once asked me if I wanted to hear your story. Is that offer still on the table?”

    “What part of that sentence —said in the circumstance it was— did you not regard as predatory, Daniel?”

    “Oh, no part of it, but you already fucking killed me, so I figured I’d ask again.”

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    04 Jul 2026

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    It's a smut fest

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    19 Jul 2022

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    These won’t be the last tears he sheds over Victor Nikiforov, but he has hit a point where they stop and leave him numb and dazed.

    “He...that was my first kiss,” Yuuri whispers, staring down at his open palms on his lap helplessly.

    Yurio makes a noise like he’s just been punched in the gut, and he growls something in Russian that Yuuri doesn’t bother translating. He only looks up when Yurio squats in front of him, firmly and unapologetically taking hold of Yuuri’s empty hands with his own, intense blue-green eyes staring at him.

    “You deserve better than him.”

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    31 Aug 2021