JustABigOldNerd
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The Body And The Blood by JustABigOldNerd
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
23 Aug 2026
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If Grace and Rocky had a nickel for every time they went "fishing" for a life source on an alien planet that would change the course of their lives forever, they'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot.
But it's pretty fudging insane that it's happened twice.
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The events immediately following the kidnapping/rescue of Claire Fitzroy from Virginia.
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Of Char Marks And Healing Hearts (And Stuff) by JustABigOldNerd for PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
24 May 2026
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After they drop Chet off wherever it is they leave him, but before they discover Sid, March has an itsy bitsy teeny weeny panic attack.
Then, sometime after Glendale, things are better. So much better.
NOTE: Tags aren't contradictory i promise, there's a time skip ♡
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Illya accidentally discovers the joys of watching his lover seduce a mark: a story in three acts.
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But In Darkness Lies Salvation by JustABigOldNerd
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
17 Mar 2026
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Simon survives the explosion. Or, at least he thinks he does. Either way, he ends up aboard a spacecraft he doesn't recognize surrounded by unfamiliar faces- and one oddly similar to his own.
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Now You See Me, Now You Don’t by JustABigOldNerd, PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandom The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
09 Aug 2024
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A John Wick inspired UNCLE AU
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TMFU (2015) Crack Fics by JustABigOldNerd
Fandom The Lone Ranger (2013), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
09 Apr 2025
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The Fantasy Fair Gone Wrong Affair by JustABigOldNerd
Fandom The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
28 Aug 2025
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“I don’t need luck,” says Illya gruffly, before he shoulders his pack and hangs up the receiver.
“Yeah, yeah,” quips Solo, grinning. There’s a tinge of madness in his sapphire eyes. Of the thrill of danger. He might not be stable either... at least Illya’s found some decent company. “We all get it- you Beekeepers are scary and fear nothing. I, however, would prefer some of Lady Luck’s favour.”
“Is not lack of fear.” Illya checks his gun, holsters it. “Is necessary-“
“For the safety of the Hive, yeah I know.”
Bookmarked by JustABigOldNerd
30 Jul 2024
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Blue Like The Waves That Roll by PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
21 May 2024
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“You said ‘a light breeze’, Cowboy. This is not light breeze. This is NO breeze!”
Solo’s smirk is visible from where he has his arm draped over his face. It peers out from under the shadow like a lizard from a crack in the rock- slow and lazy. He’s resplendent in worn slacks and a baby-blue button up that’s open almost to his navel, lying stretched out on his back by the gunnel-railing. “We got out here, didn’t we?”
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Or, a break between missionsBookmarked by JustABigOldNerd
21 May 2024
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I Will Burn Your Kingdom Down, If You Try to Conquer Me and Mine by PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
11 May 2024
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Illya never meant to cross The Wall.
He had been luckier than most, born long after the war that had divided America, the East still green and fertile, more so now that saltwater distillation had finally been put to use; The West a barren, dusty wasteland, ravaged by the bombs and sandstorms. The canyons pits of sharp rock, the sun beating down on dirt and stone. It was said that one would go mad from heat-induced visions in the deepest parts of that godforsaken land.
No one had been let though when it went up after the war. If you were on one side, then that’s where you were going to stay. Or that’s what his mother said, anyway. It had been before her time. The Wall was almost one hundred and thirty years old now, and it reminded Illya of the Berlin Wall, on occasion. Clearly the builders had been thinking along that line too, because The Wall stood over a mile high and was a quarter of a mile thick.
But Illya’s doing well enough.
Until his father angers the wrong people by doing the wrong things...
Bookmarked by JustABigOldNerd
11 May 2024
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From his crouch on the floor, Napoleon sweeps his gaze across the restaurant, looking desperately for a way out of his predicament—and inexplicably, his eyes are drawn to another table about six feet to his left, where the most handsome man he’s ever seen in his life is also hiding behind the tablecloth.
My god, Napoleon’s fear-hazed mind manages to produce. What a specimen.
Bookmarked by JustABigOldNerd
01 May 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
For when you need a good giggle 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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When Illya’s asked to investigate an abandoned lab, he expects it to be a routine check. He’ll do some light investigating, make a few notes, and be home in time for dinner. However, things turn for the worst fast when he realizes he’s not alone. Something else is lurking the halls, and it wants blood.
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Bookmarked by JustABigOldNerd
06 Feb 2024