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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Three times Ilya Rozanov's dog almost exposes his secret relationship, and one time she doesn't have to.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Almost every team in the MLH hosts a Dad's & Mentors trip. Ilya has always dreaded this trip, but this year a surprise is in the works.

     

    Post Fanmail, pre-tripgate where Ilya is with the Centaurs and Shane is still with Montreal.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Uhm, yes, you installed my home security system a couple of months ago. But the front door code isn’t working.”

    “My apologies sir! Can you give me your name and address? I will pull up your file and get this fixed as quickly as possible.”

    “Oh sure, sorry. This is Shane Hollander, my address is 239 Kodiak Way.”

    Ilya almost fell out of his chair in his haste to grab a pen, knocking over the IHeartLoons mug that held an assortment of pens and pencils. Blyat! Svetlana gave a quizzical look. On the other end of the phone line, Shane asked “Is everything okay?”

    With his most nonchalant voice, Ilya replied “Oh yes, my co-worker just dropped some supplies. It is all fine.” As Svetlana glared at him, Ilya silently mouthed "It is SHANE HOLLANDER" but she couldn’t understand him. She walked over to look at the computer screen and saw the name on the file that he just brought up. Wiggling her eyebrows, she started puckering her lips, making kissing noises and hugging herself in a fake embrace. Ilya swatted at her as he tried to remember how to operate a keyboard.

    or Ilya owns a security company and Shane is locked out of his house.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Four years ago, Shane Hollander suffered a career-ending injury after getting hit by Marlow on the ice. Despite Ilya’s best efforts to reach out, he never hears from Shane again. Nor does anyone as Shane Hollander disappears from the public eye. Complete radio silence.

    That is, until Ilya receives a call from his agent, asking if he is willing to ‘say a couple of nice words on camera about Shane Hollander’. Why? Oh. Because he will be inducted in the MHL Hall of Fame in three weeks. And said Canadian golden boy will likely be there.

    Ilya is totally okay about this, of course.

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    15 Jun 2026