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    07 Jul 2026

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    Wanna read all these but I'm at family dinner 😔💔

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    04 Apr 2026

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    I can not put into words how amazing this fic is. It kills me that there's only one chapter out because this has basically become the very air I breathe

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    Cliff Marleau can be a dumbass, it’s fair to say - anyone can, some people would claim it more likely for men, and some people would certainly claim that being in a profession that involves violence, speed, and sharp things, and a ridiculous amount of travel all on a regular basis would make it pretty likely for someone to be a dumbass. He does dumb shit sometimes, but it’s usually pretty basic.

    Actually, how this started was years ago, when he still felt just barely out of being a rookie himself and Coach asked him to keep a watch on their new Russian rookie Ilya Rozanov, now Boston’s captain and one of Cliff’s good friends.

    And Cliff is pretty damn curious about the girlfriend Ilya swears he doesn’t want to have.

    OR: Cliff's investment in getting Ilya to admit he's more invested than normal in Montreal Jane throws him and the Boston Raiders down the path of queer allyship.

    title from 'Bejeweled' by Taylor Swift.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    If I don't get more parts to this fic soon I fear I will cease to exist

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    It took a bit of nudging from Raven, who had told Magneto that her brother is not like other humans, he’s totally different and he is so so kind, and Erik come on—he could clean the base for us?

    And Charles had said, oh yes, in fact I could cook and do everyone’s laundry, please let me stay with my sister?

    And Magneto, who could not have been any older than twenty-one at that time, had considered what a hassle it was to clean after a bunch of mutants, and said: Yes, sure. He can stay.

    (Or: how a mutant falls in love with his human housekeeper.)

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    01 Aug 2024

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    Another one of my favorite fics of all time holy shit

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    Charles Xavier is the Crown Prince of Westchester, and he is still single. Determined to find him a spouse, his mother decides to use the ancient tradition called The Royal Ball Toss, in which Charles will throw the ball and whoever catches it has to marry him.

    She has no idea that Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr, have been in love for years...

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    31 Jul 2024

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    In almost my decade of fanfiction readings this has got to be my favorite fanfiction, that I have ever read. That is truly no small feat.