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The Sexual energy of the PAX storage solution by Kisses_K
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2026
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Thanks to her friends' romantic entanglements with the Lion’s den, Pansy finds herself in a situation where she lives with Ronald Weasley and discovers the wonders of flatpack. Things quickly escalate as they always do when building IKEA furniture (👀) and clothes come off instead of going inside Pansy’s new Pax storage solution.
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“Stop daydreaming about your new shoe storage, Pans and come hold this up for me.”
She looked up at him from her position on the floor. She had started unpacking her new pullout baskets and jewelry organisers. He looked huge from here. Her eyes were like chocolate saucers. She stuttered, “where do you want me?”
He was standing to the side of the wardrobe, holding a metal bracket between his lips, one hand on the wall, and one bracing the wardrobe. He nodded at the space in between his arms.
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Hermione Granger has the terrible habit of stumbling across something she shouldn't see and then somehow lacks the wherewithal to leave. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is somehow always there to make the choice for her, appointing himself as the guardian of Hermione's innocence… repeatedly. Fortunately for him, the first time Hermione catches Draco in a compromising position, she's the one doing the rescuing and no one remains innocent.
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Theodore Nott: Matchmaker Extraordinaire (if you squint) by Kisses_K for MidnightLumos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Enough was enough. Theo could no longer work in the same confined space as the two smartest people he knew—who also happened to be woefully inept in the romance department. It was time for him to dust off his cupid's bow and smack his two best friends around the head with it.
The three times Theo attempted to and failed at getting Hermione and Draco together, and the one time it accidentally worked.
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Kingsley was watching her with an arch in his brow, “Ms. Granger, I advise you to start talking before I send a memo requesting a pensieve… that way I can see for myself what happened.”
The threat, whilst probably, likely, possibly was just that, a threat, she did not want to push Kinglsey.
She could feel the blush coiling up her body, from her chest to her neck, landing firmly on her cheeks. There was no way for her to hide it. She needs to pluck up all her Gryffindor courage and just explain the circumstances.
Hermione has found the antidote to the werewolf curse, a breakthrough for all wizarding kind, however during the final rounds of testing a lab accident occurs, and the rest is between her, Gregory Goyle and the destruction of Ministry property they left behind them.
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“Poison, let me ensure I am not forgetting anything. First, you defy my instruction regarding your attire for this evening.” Neville held up his forefinger. “Secondly, in choosing your own outfit for this evening, you forewent your knickers.” His middle finger popped up, joining the first. “And last but not least, instead of trying to assuage me of your misdeeds by complying with my simple ask, you decided to set my mouth on fire.” He raised his thumb. Three digits stared back at her. “Am I forgetting anything?”
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Pansy tests the limits with her beau and gets delightfully punished (see: rewarded) for her efforts.
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Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads for DancingInMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.
What he does not expect is sex pollen.
Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.
Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.
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Pansy Parkinson has been exposed, her secret is out... What would she ever do now?
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Pansy Parkinson has a slip of the tongue during a work meeting. Harry Potter seems to like it.
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A Tragic, Doomed, Extremely Satisfying Love Affair by annieinthesun for Kisses_K
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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Draco sends Hermione an increasingly desperate series of texts in an attempt to win her back.
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Whatsapp work skin.
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