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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    "Shane does an awkward little wave thing as he gets in and then dies inside about it. Ilya chuckles and drives them to a more secluded area of the big parking lot, and then turns the car off. Ilya looks over at Shane and he's so hot Shane's brain actually melts. Just completely liquified. It's probably pouring out of his shoes.

    There's no way he's leaving this car without kissing Ilya. He doesn't think he could even if he wanted to. He won't be able to help himself. He needs to feel those lips on his at a minimum. More, at a maximum.

    “So, I told you that you are hot. What about me? Do you think I'm hot?” Ilya asks. Shane stares at him blankly. Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question has clearly never heard Ilya ask such a dumbfuck question.

     

    Or, Shane is a broke university dropout working in a cafe and has to call a Lyft one night. His driver is Ilya Rozanov, who turns out to be a university student who works odd jobs to work his way through school. They have sex and fall in love about it all. Fast burn. Not angsty. Just smutty and sweet.

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    06 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    “Well, I am not ready to sleep yet,” Ilya tells him, feeling an almost predatory grin creep across his face. He wants to fuck Shane in this jersey, more than he wants to win the fucking Stanley Cup. Maybe more than anything else in this world.

    “Oh.”

    “Yes, oh.” Ilya laughs gently, grabbing the jersey again and hauling Shane forward for a kiss. “You will let me fuck you in my jersey? So I can see my name and number across your back and know that you are mine?”

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    Shane and Ilya see each other for the first time since leaving the cottage and Shane surprises him all night long.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    Between Heated Rivalry and The Long Game, it’s a honeymoon with storms on the horizon.

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    22 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Winning isn’t everything, but for Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov it might be.
    The year before The Long Game, it’s all getting a bit serious.

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    01 Captain Hollander returns to the ice and the mirror.
    02 An anniversary and the gift of a ring.
    03 Harris Drover makes a friend: the origin of Riding with Roz.
    04 Ilya unpacks some memories, Shane asks a question.
    05 Sharing secrets to varying results.
    06 Happy Canadian Christmas! Who's been good this year?
    07 Two All-Stars walk into a bar...
    08 Temperatures drop. Beware of falling objects.
    09 Valentine's Day, postponed.
    10 The Heritage Classic cuts in fresh ways.
    11 Phone tag from hell leads to heaven: the origin of the vibrating cock ring.
    12 Ilya treats Yuna, Shane hides his person.
    13 Meditations on a win.
    14 #24 HOLLANDER gets his dynasty.
    15 MVP. Finally.
    16 *Bonus* The universe humbles but Shane & Ilya dream anyway.

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    20 Aug 2026