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    "I’m scared I’m going to end up alone. I’m not you, Ilya, you can hook up with people and not catch feelings.”

    Ilya props himself up on his elbow, facing Shane. “Hmm, that may be true. But maybe I will just keep fucking every person on earth and never find someone I will love. I will end up alone too. We’re both hopeless."

    “I don’t want you to end up alone, Ilya. I don’t want either of us to.”

    “How about this, solnyshko? If neither of us are married by 35, we marry each other.”

    OR, Shane and Ilya make a pact at 17 that if they aren't married by 35, they will marry each other. At 35, Ilya shows up to Shane's house to follow through.

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “What is wrong omezhka? Tell alphas what you need.” Ilya grunted in his ear.

    “You. I need your pups alpha, wanna give you pups.” Shane whined pawing at Cliff’s crotch in front of him and pushing back against Ilya’s. They both looked at each other and smiled.

    “We know baby, we’re gonna knock you up. Do you need us to fill you now?” Cliff asked him.

    “Yeah. I need you both in my cunt. At the same time, need both your knots. Alphas please.”

    “Shh shh shh.” Cliff soothed, sinking his fingers into Shane as Ilya sucked in his neck, “We gotta open you up so we can fit.”

    “Wanna give you pups alpha, wanna be a good omega.”

    Or three years ago Shane met Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov in a club

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    26 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    "So, we have a few kids and make something ours," Shane proposed.

    "A few kids?" Ilya asked with a slight raise of his eyebrow.

    Shane thought for a moment. There was a big difference between a few kids and a couple of kids.

    "Yes, a couple," he changed his answer.

    "A few kids. I would like that, yes."

    "A couple of kids," Shane said firmly.

    Ilya smiled.

     

    Or an AU where Shane and Ilya have five kids and counting and they love them more than anything while loving each other. Navigating parenthood can't be so hard, right?

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    26 Jul 2026