Lettuceking
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Wade Wilson's Guide to Living, Laughing, and Loving in the Library by Lettuceking
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Aug 2026
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Poolverine Library AU!
Snippets of our favorite mustard and ketchup old men losers making it through Summer Reading at their Library while catching feelings for each other.
Brought to you by a very tired Teen/Children's Librarian.
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First Class Hands by Lettuceking
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
21 Jun 2026
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"An all too familiar masked figure sits on the couch in an all too familiar rundown apartment, staring straight at…well, you.
It’s Deadpool; the Merc with a Mouth, a Masked Menace (no not that one), the Regenerating Degenerate, a Wildcard, who waves, the eye plates in the mask squinting jovially along to welcome you. 'Oh! You’re just on time! I’m your new narrator, are you ready to see what bullshit we have going on today?'"
A story about Deadpool post-Time Ripper, but to quote Selena Gomez, "Everything is not what it seems...:
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Bah, Humbub by Lettuceking for simplesp1dey
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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"I hope there's no ghost when I dream telling me to change everything they see. Falling back into my memories, wake me up now don't fall asleep with me. Wake me up now, don't fall asleep because Christmas is coming so don't buy me nothing. I got what I wanted. I got what I needed. It's you."
Logan's braving the big bad mall all by himself, on the search for the perfect Christmas gift for Wade. Along his harrowing journey, he encounters some people who have known Wade throughout the many phases of his life. Will they be any help? Will Logan finally find the perfect gift? Tune in now...or just bookmark this for later. Idk I can't tell you what to do...or can I?
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Red Fox by Lettuceking
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
10 Nov 2024
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"Now the Red Fox and the Fluffy Hare live separate in their separate lairs, wiser from time spent with lonely hearts. Every now and then he'll think of the spring when they were two young wild things and know that love isn't always 'til death do us part'. But one day songbirds will sing again inside your heart."
Also known as part 2 of "Did I really write fic based on a 30 minute soul crushing PBS Kids special? Yes. Yes I did."
AKA I listened to this songs on repeat went "this is so Wade post Vanessa breakup core. I HAVE to put him in situations!" So buckle up butter cup and join the Merc with a Mouth as he goes through his break up with Vanessa and learns to love new all over again.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,050
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 37
- Hits:
- 273
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Old Badger by Lettuceking
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
29 Oct 2024
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"Old Badger would go down to the watering hole and guzzle maple syrup all night, but his gut started aching and his paws started shaking and he knew that something weren't right."
Also known as "Did I really write a fic that's based on a 30 minute soul crushing PBS Kids special? Yes. Yes I did."
AKA A song got stuck in my head and I went "this is so Logan-core" and decided to put him in situations where he will deal with his toughest boss yet...alcoholism...or feelings...both are equally terrifying for him.
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A Red Fox and an Old Badger (Companion Works) by Lettuceking
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
10 Nov 2024
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Companion pieces made soley out of the fact that I listened to a 30 minute soul crushing PBS Kids special and then the soundtrack on repeat and went "Wow! This is so Wade and Logan Core what if it put them in ~situations~?" and then DID IT.
- Words:
- 6,898
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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A series of oneshots that all take place after the events of Encanto. It loosely follows a chronological events but most of them could literally be read by themselves with no context.
If I actually follow through with this series, I want to make it into a Papa!Bruno Au but obviously without excluding Julieta and Agustín because they are great parents and I love them too much.
- Words:
- 10,486
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 41
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the third wolverine by dustingrayes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Aug 2026
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"You used his spine as a whip?" Laura asked.
"Don't laugh! It's not funny! It's sacred!" Wade flailed his arms, his heart hammering against his ribs. "He died saving you! He was a hero!"
"He was a stubborn old bastard who would have thought it was hilarious if someone used his thigh bone to beat a guy to death," Laura said flatly, though the spark in her eyes was undeniably amused. She walked over to the disturbed earth, kicking aside a drift of snow to reveal a silvery bone half-buried in the dirt. "Come on. Help me pick up the pieces."
Bookmarked by Lettuceking
21 Aug 2026