Lol_DoesCrime



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  1. Summary

    AKA “bad habits” verse, all compiled together. Note that these are not “canon” for the rest of my R&M stories.

    TW CW for this series: references to and depictions of self harm; severe depression; suicidal thoughts, both passive and active; referenced suicide attempts.

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    "In the booth tucked beside the tiny kitchenette aboard the Stan O’ War II, Ford peered through cracked glasses at his brother's back, at the eggs sizzling in a pan on the stove. He watched the unfamiliar-familiar lines of his brother, older and grayer and jaded, and wondered if he ever knew him at all.

    If not, he would like to fix that."

    (Loosely-connected scenes of what comes after the apocalypse-that-wasn't; a brotherhood rekindles, and Ford discovers that he is not alone.)

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Stan and Ford have been sailing around the Arctic for months when they end up in Norway to investigate another anomaly. There Stan is faced with an old face he never though he'd see again, let alone in Norway. Having not fully recovered his memories from his time on the streets yet, Stan struggles to recall what kind of relationship he had with this figure from the past, all the while Ford grows more and more hostile towards the man for seemingly no apparent reason. Old insecurities begin to rear their ugly heads, and the older Pines twins are forced to confront their pasts head on.

    In other words, Stan and Ford learn how to communicate better through the power of bonding over terrible exes.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Ford tells Stan to leave his house after the summer. Stan realizes after the summer he won’t have anything left and decides he’s better off dead. He sets a plan into action but doesn’t anticipate setting off an alarm that lets Ford know something is wrong.
    Ford doesn’t find the letters Stan wrote until he returns. Only then does he realize what was happening.

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    Stan decides to oof himself and leaves letters. Ford has to stop him.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Happy endings are messy, and the Arctic winter is more difficult than either Stan or Ford want to admit.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    A week after the science fair, Ford wakes up in the middle of New Mexico, 1983. When he stumbles upon this time period's Stanley, they decide to head to Oregon to ask 1983's Ford for help...and find someone unexpected waiting for them.

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    25 May 2026