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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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    12 Dec 2025

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    ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.

    Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.

    No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Roleswap AU set from the Clone Wars era to three years after ROTS. Family is found and lost. Children grow up and become angsty teenagers. Badly parented children become bad parents. Child soldiers become pirates. Local kitten adopted by pack of wolves thinks it's a wolf.

    AKA: Rogue Jedi, Rogue Queen, and Rogue Clone go on a space adventure to rescue a dad, cry instead.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    What infuriated Julie in retrospect was that they hadn’t even tried to get anything for it. There had been no attempt to bargain or to blackmail. They stole the video of Local Gang Leader and Domestic Terrorist Mike Chilton swapping spit bisexually with his software engineer, they realized what they had, they made it public commons out of the goodness of their hearts, they washed their hands of it and left.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    “And you have come to ask me,” Haleth said, still breathless with outrage at the idea, “to travel back into the north and fuck your cousin better?”

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