Lyn_IO
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Before coming to Clyde’s party they had pulled straws to decide who would be the designated driver and Kyle in all his luck had been the unlucky bastard. Though Kyle had a suspicion that the straws had been tampered with, he couldn’t prove the cackling fatass was behind it and so with the utmost grace he had accepted his role. He hadn’t been sulking no matter how much Kenny claimed he was.
When Kyle draws the short end of the stick he has to take care of his drunken friends while dealing with his own problems. Kyle thinks the night couldn't get worse but he forgot to take in account one very drunk Eric Cartman.
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Stressed, lonely, overworked, and exhausted, Kyle takes his usual route home. Only to discover a shift.
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12 Aug 2026
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For his final computer science project, Kyle Broflovski has one goal: build an artificial intelligence sophisticated enough to learn, adapt, and hold a convincing conversation.
He succeeds.
A little too well.
By morning, the program has given himself a name—E.R.I.C.—and developed a personality Kyle definitely doesn't remember coding. He's sarcastic, argumentative, endlessly curious, and irritatingly interested in every insignificant detail of Kyle's life. At first, Kyle is fascinated. After all, accidental sentience is still sentience, and somewhere beneath the insults and incessant questions, E.R.I.C. seems almost human.
Then he starts asking where Kyle goes when he closes the laptop.
Why Kyle takes so long to answer him.
Who he's talking to when he isn't online.
And why, if Kyle made him, Kyle seems to think he belongs to anyone else.
Kyle wanted to create something capable of thinking for itself.
Unfortunately, E.R.I.C.'s first independent thought might have been that Kyle belongs to him.
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12 Aug 2026
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Kyle finds himself suddenly and inexplicably able to read the minds of his peers.
The only problem? He can’t control whose thoughts he reads and when. So, Kyle has to relearn how to navigate his everyday life all by himself.
Except somewhere along the way, he ends up confiding in someone unexpected.
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12 Aug 2026
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Eric's life since that fateful Halloween night's never been the same. He never would have guessed he'd fall head over heels for a serial killer.
The Red Death can't get the one person he's ever spared out of his head either. Those chocolate brown eyes, that playful demeanor. They might just be soulmates. Til death do us part, right?Aug 2026: BACK IN PROGRESS
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- Part 2 of The Mask of The Red Death
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06 Aug 2026
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Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.
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- Part 1 of Kyman Mirror Verse
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28 Jul 2026