1 - 20 of 602 Bookmarks by Magpie_Blue
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Swallow You Down by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Emperor of the combined realms Luo Binghe wants to give his newest and most beloved conquest an unforgettable night of pleasure by taking after his most talented wives and sucking his cock till he whites out. It's not like he minds, he's used to doing the dirty work.
He's unprepared for Shen Yuan to have a problem with that.
A story about filth feeling cleansing when it's with the right person, written for SVSSSG4G!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,578
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 779
- Bookmarks:
- 124
- Hits:
- 3,731
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
21 Aug 2026
-
There’s Nothing Wrong With You (There’s Something Wrong With The Village) by StacyHolmes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
“I didn’t kidnap anyone!” Shen Yuan snaps. “Luo Binghe’s injured and he needs rest! If he wishes to conquer the world, he can do so once he’s better!”
“Better?! He’s fine! He’s a Heavenly Demon! He has a plot to follow!”
“He has a medical tea prescription and before he drinks it all he’s not going anywhere!”
“A medical tea? You’re feeding immoral demon medical teas? For how long?”
AU, where Shen Yuan transmigrates years later and accidentally snatches Luo Binghe right out of the Abyss.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,604
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 181
- Kudos:
- 3,732
- Bookmarks:
- 604
- Hits:
- 19,299
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
19 Aug 2026
-
Five Years (Stuck On My Eyes) by StacyHolmes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
“Five years?” Shen Qingqiu gasped. “I can’t see my husband for five years, because you can’t write a single fucking page of an adequate plot?”
or, Luo Binghe gets cursed and forgets his husband for five years.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,690
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 535
- Kudos:
- 2,043
- Bookmarks:
- 401
- Hits:
- 21,667
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
19 Aug 2026
-
I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
Tags
Summary
AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
Series
- Part 1 of SV Wishes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,407
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 2,390
- Kudos:
- 23,040
- Bookmarks:
- 7,119
- Hits:
- 533,267
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
07 Aug 2026
-
The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
Series
- Part 1 of Multidisciplinary Studies in Eridian-Human Relationships (The Ryland Grace Guide to a Happy Ending)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,566
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 431
- Kudos:
- 4,135
- Bookmarks:
- 794
- Hits:
- 46,564
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
06 Aug 2026
-
Always Glad You Came by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four
23 Apr 2016
Tags
Summary
Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.
“I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”
“His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,290
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 78
- Comments:
- 470
- Kudos:
- 34,160
- Bookmarks:
- 7,303
- Hits:
- 301,295
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
04 Aug 2026
-
Not By Any Other Name by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
13 Mar 2018
Tags
Summary
“I was…” Peter started, his voice funny, then stopped. “You were…”
“Peter,” Johnny snapped, feeling the ends of his hair start to flicker in flames. The sheets were him-proofed, which was good, because he could feel his fingertips begin to smoke.
Peter shook his head like he was trying to snap himself out of it. “I was – I was having an unproductive night of webbing up muggers, thought I’d drop in, see if you were still up, you know, thinking, gee, it’d be great to see some more of my ol’ friend Johnny Storm.” He cleared his throat. “And then I really saw some more of my ol’ friend, Johnny Storm.”
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
03 Aug 2026
-
Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
There was a pause as the Peak Lords drank their tea, and then Shizun sighed. "I'm just worried, is all. Liu Qingge said Binghe looked scared, and no one's seen him all day. I don't understand--I thought he wanted this! I thought this would be easy."
"You thought inviting a third into your marriage would be easy?" said Shang Qinghua.
"I thought it would be like with dogs!"
"Cucumber bro, respectfully, what."
"You know, when you have just one it's a lot of work, but adding a second one isn't all that much more to do--you just put out a second food bowl and you're good to go. I thought it would be like that, but with husbands."
"I don't think that's how relationships work," Shang Qinghua said skeptically, and for once, Luo Binghe was on his side.
In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.
Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,234
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 122
- Kudos:
- 2,322
- Bookmarks:
- 410
- Hits:
- 12,534
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
19 Jul 2026
-
Me, Myself and Deadpool by TeamRocket9
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Oct 2023
Tags
Summary
Wade Wilson falls in love with Peter Parker.
Peter Parker falls in love with Spider-man.Except, of course, that one is not true, but Wade doesn't know that.
Series
- Part 4 of My Fictober23 Entries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,672
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 75
- Kudos:
- 798
- Bookmarks:
- 71
- Hits:
- 10,229
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
10 Jul 2026
-
honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
Tags
Summary
(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,980
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 910
- Kudos:
- 9,807
- Bookmarks:
- 2,091
- Hits:
- 98,508
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
04 Jul 2026
-
Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
-or-
Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
Series
- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
03 Jul 2026
-
murder cat sword only likes its wielder's boyfriend by PandaFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2021
Tags
Summary
Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword.
No, not that sword. Xin Mo.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,039
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 315
- Kudos:
- 11,610
- Bookmarks:
- 2,903
- Hits:
- 65,729
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
29 Jun 2026
-
Airplane Fixes Everything! by thispatternismine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).
So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.
By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!
Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
20 Jun 2026
-
A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
Or:
Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,146
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 191
- Kudos:
- 1,788
- Bookmarks:
- 415
- Hits:
- 8,680
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
20 Jun 2026
-
Heart Aflutter by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 May 2024
Tags
Summary
A series of vignettes featuring a twitterpated Luo Binghe and an oblivious Shen Qingqiu. Now with wings!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,149
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 40
- Kudos:
- 471
- Bookmarks:
- 56
- Hits:
- 2,870
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
17 Jun 2026
-
Purple like the colors of the moon by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
“Maybe I should call you ‘Shizun.’” Luo Binghe said, lazily tracing patterns on Shen Qingqiu’s back with an idle finger.
He snorted. “I’m not sure that term applies to this situation.”
“Why not? You’re my teacher aren’t you? I don’t have any other masters teaching me these skills. I’m very dedicated to my education, you know. Really, I ought to offer you a bow.”
Having come of age, in preparation for his future role as husband to the imperial harem, crown prince Luo Binghe must receive a marital education. Shen Qingqiu is the prostitute sent to teach him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,556
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 181
- Kudos:
- 1,330
- Bookmarks:
- 292
- Hits:
- 19,242
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
15 Jun 2026
-
Interrupted 💋 by AkikoFumi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2023
Tags
Summary
Just a very soft, very lazy, very domestic morning for Luo Binghe and his husbands.
[Written for #KissArtFebruary Day 11: interrupted - a challenge hosted by violettenouvel on Twitter]
Series
- Part 10 of KissArtFebruary 2023 by violettenouvel
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
06 Jun 2026
-
A Gift, Bound in Black Ribbon by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
Many demonic traditions call for the offering of a prize when forging an alliance. These prizes take many forms, and Luo Binghe has received countless. Jewels, weapons, gold, clothing, rare beasts and delicacies, prisoners and even occasional body parts.
Yet, never before has he been offered his own husband.Series
- Part 1 of BingLiu Week 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,276
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 502
- Bookmarks:
- 66
- Hits:
- 4,669
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
05 Jun 2026
-
the bites on your skin map out forever by summerdays_winternights
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
LiuShen Week Day 2. Feeding
Shen Qingqiu knows he needs to be drinking more blood but it still grosses him out if he thinks about it for too long. You’d think he’d be used to it by now after living in this world for so long, but the truth is that he still finds it difficult to have an appetite for any blood.
Except for Liu Qingge’s.
Whom he is in love with.
Fucking shit.Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
02 Jun 2026
-
that narrow porcelain plinth of flesh by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
Shen Qingqiu, reluctant transmigrator into a shitty vampire harem novel, is just trying to study some weird cave mushrooms in peace when he stumbles across a vampire mid-transformation, at risk of going feral and losing himself forever. Obviously, he needs to let this very pretty man drink his blood. Heterosexually.
Series
- Part 2 of liushen week 2023
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
02 Jun 2026