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There's a Small Dick Joke Somewhere in All This by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2024
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The disorientation soon faded, though he was still shaking.
Wait, no, he wasn’t shaking.
The ground was shaking.
Briefly he entertained the thought of an earthquake, but it was stopping and starting to rhythmically for that. He didn’t get much more time to puzzle it out before the trembling stopped, and Red Hood was looming above him.
Far, far, far above him.
Shit.
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Nightwing gets shrunk and Red Hood kidnaps him. It doesn't go as badly as you'd think
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02 Sep 2026
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you will rip your wounds open again (and what will it earn you? revenge?) by QuenchiestCactusJuice99
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
05 Aug 2026
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Commissioner James Gordon greets Hotch with a grim handshake. ‘Grim’ seems an apt descriptor for anything to do with Gotham City—its crime rate, its air quality index, and its citizens. The Commissioner embodies the word. There are tight wrinkles by his eyes and dour lines around his mouth. Strong swathes of grey cut through his hair.
“I would welcome you,” he says, eyes flinty, “but my boys don’t want you here, and frankly, I doubt you’re prepared for what you’re about to get into. None of you ever are.”
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Foyet kills in Gotham City. Red Hood takes offense. The BAU gets caught in the middle.
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- Part 4 of Cactus Crossovers
- Part 1 of strike a match on me
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05 Aug 2026
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That was it.
The absolute, final, last damn time.
Dick was going to kill Jason Todd. Slowly. Painfully. With his bare hands if necessary.
As soon as he could catch him.
What starts as a furious rooftop chase through Blüdhaven turns catastrophic when three Justice League members decide to "help" Nightwing apprehend the "dangerous criminal" Red Hood.
One blast of golden energy.
One sickening crunch.
Jason hits the wall and doesn't get up.
And Dick Grayson—the smiling, charming, well-adjusted one—stops smiling.
(Featuring: pudding-related property damage, Jason's concussed Disney princess revelations, three Justice League members who made a terrible mistake, and the rage Dick Grayson has spent years learning to hide.)Series
- Part 5 of The one-shots inside my head
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01 Aug 2026
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When Bruce and Clark announce they're dating, Jason immediately hates the idea. He knows exactly what happens behind closed doors when two people start dating.
He’s not going to let Bruce get hurt.
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- Part 6 of jason todd whump
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30 Jul 2026
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That weight that dragged you down, it has been made light by cloudberryyy for macs_paperclips
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
11 May 2026
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Colt thought he was stopping by to annoy his twin brother at work.
He did not expect to discover that Ryland Grace is actually a really good teacher. He definitely did not expect to become part of an seventh-grade physics lesson about momentum, impact, and why bodies need more time to survive a fall.
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23 Jul 2026